Sunday Family Humour 9th June

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WHAT JOB DESCRIPTIONS REALLY MEAN

Thanks to Graham H.

1. "Competitive Salary": We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition.

2. "Join our fast-paced company": We have no time to train you.

3. "Casual work atmosphere": We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up; a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

4. "Some overtime required": Some every night and some every weekend.

5. "Duties will vary": Anyone in the office can boss you around.

6. "Must have an eye for detail": We have no quality assurance.

7. "Career-minded": Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

8. "Apply in person": If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told that the position has been filled.

9. "Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience": You'll need it to replace the three people who just quit.

10. "Problem-solving skills a must": You're walking into perpetual chaos.

11. "Requires team leadership skills": You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

12. "Good communication skills": Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

Dave Allen: British Humour

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