Sunday Family Humour 10th February

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Trivial Pursuit

Thanks to Paul S.

Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?

Answers are below.

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.

4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!

6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.

7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11. The average housefly lives for one month.

12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.

16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.

18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.

19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."

20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State Anthem.

21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.

23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.

25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.

26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

They are all TRUE ...

Remember to Breathe

Thanks to Ray O'.

This video is as High Definition as ever seen on a computer....almost 3D.

Try full screen.

Extremely well done and every scene leaves you wanting to see more.

Price of Gas in France

Thanks to Andre M.

A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security,

stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van..

However, he was captured only two

blocks away when his van ran out of gas

When asked how he could mastermind

such a crime and then make such an

obvious error, he replied,

'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole

the paintings.'

I had no Monet

To buy Degas

To make the Van Gogh.'

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to

someone else....

I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.

Chinese Hotel Construction

Thanks to David H.

This 30 story Hotel took 15 days to erect!!!

Notice each of the sections already have electric and plumbing installed and were tested for accuracy, all prior to them leaving the factory. "Sections" formed and pre-tested at the factory and fit together on site like Lego building blocks, but resistant to Richter 9 earthquakes :

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Computer Upgrades

Thanks to Tony H.

Caller : Hi, our printer is not working.

Customer Service: What is wrong with it? Caller : Mouse is jammed.

Customer Service: Mouse? ... Printers don't have a mouse!!! Caller: Mmmmm??..

Oh really? ... I will send a picture.

Kid, dog and a puddle

Thanks to Fritz

The Auto Race That Changed Everything

Thanks to Lee

A fascinating story, even if you're not into cars or racing. As legendary coach Vince Lombardi once said, "Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing."

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