Sunday Family Humour 19th May Page 2

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Sven and Ole

Thanks to David H.

Sven and Ole, two Minnesota engineers the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walks by asks what they were doing.were standing at

"Ve're supposed to find da height of dis flagpole," said Sven, "but ve don't haff a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground.

Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.

Ole shook his head and laughed. "Ain't dat just like a voman! Ve ask ferda height and she gives us da length!"

Sven and Ole have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently serving in the United States Senate.

Lift Eleven

Thanks to Ray O'.

Canadian Speed Control

Thanks to David H.

Speed control being used in Canada .

How's this for effective speed control?

I don't know about you, but

this would certainly slow me down!

People slow down and actually

try to "straddle" the hole.

This is an actual speed control

device that is currently in use.

It is MUCH cheaper than speed

cameras, radar guns, police officers, etc.

Pretty clever -- especially when they move

them around every day.

Isn't Art Wonderful?

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Flying First Class

Thanks to David H.

$485 Million A-380 ....

Steam room?

Check.

Concert hall?

Check.

Garage for Rolls-Royce?

Check.

Imagine the perfect flying experience - no queues, a reclining seat..

Now add four-poster beds, a Turkish bath for four and somewhere

to put your nw Rolls-Royce ....not to mention a boardroom with

holographic screens and a concert hall…

A superjumbo designed to order for a Middle Eastern Prince…

When completed, the converted Airbus A380 will be the world's

largest and most luxurious private jet.

Saudi Prince Alwaleed bin Talal bin Abdulaziz Al-Saud spent $485

million on the custom Airbus A380, with interior and amenities

designed by British firm Design . The plane usually seats 600, but

lots of room had to be cleared for various perks.

Naturally, there's an on-board garage, so that the prince can be

driven right to the threshold of the airplane's elevator.

After arrival, he can retire to his master suite--one of five with

king-size beds, and computer generated prayer mats which always

face Mecca

, up to 20 extra-guests have to make do in sleepers that

are the equivalent of first class.

Not to forget there's also a concert hall that seats ten and has a baby

grand piano; a boardroom with a holographic projector; and a full

size steam room

But The most entertaining perk is a "Well being Room" which has a

floor upon which is projected an enormous image of what the plane

is flying over--thus creating a "magic carpet" effect.

Top Ten Sleepy Animals

Thanks to Bill S.

Scotland's Canals

Thanks to Lee

China's New Car

Thanks to Ray O'.

CHINA'S NEW "LITTLE CAR" aka "THE HIGHWAY SUPPOSITORY"

This is not a joke, they do sell for $600.00 U.S. and they won’t be able to make them fast enough.

Here's a one seater car that will get you back and forth to work on the cheap...

This $600 Volkswagen's car gets 258 mpg, 109.687 km/l or 0,9 liter per 100 km!!!

This $600 car is not a toy; it is ready to be released in China next year.

The single seater aero car totes VW (Volkswagen) branding.

Volkswagen did a lot of very highly protected testing of this car in Germany; it was not announced until now where the car would make its first appearance...

The car was introduced at the VW stockholders meeting as the most economical car in the world !

The initial objective of the prototype was to prove that 1 liter of fuel could deliver 100 kilometers of travel.

Its Spartan interior does not sacrifice safety; the impact and roll-over protection is comparable to a GT racing cars.

The aero design proved essential to getting the desired result.

The body is 3.47 meters long and just 1.25 meters wide, and a little over a meter high.The prototype was made completely of carbon fiber and is not painted to save weight.

The power plant is a one cylinder diesel, positioned ahead of the rear axle and combined with an automatic shift controlled by a knob in the interior.

The Most Economic Car in the World will be on sale next year:

Better than Electric Car – 258 miles/gallon: IPO 2010 in Shanghai

This is a single-seat car

From conception to production: 3 years and the company is headquartered in Hamburg , Germany .

Will be selling for 4000 Yuan, equivalent to US $600..

Gas tank capacity = 1.7 gallons

Speed = 62 – 74.6 Miles/hour

Fuel efficiency = 258 miles/gallon

Travel distance with a full tank = 404 miles or 646 km !!!

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