Sunday Family Humour 10th March

Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour

A Joke

Thanks to David H.

A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was

truly embarrassed and found another table to sit at.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly over to the guy's

table and said:

"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.

I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

The guy then responded with a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S

FAR TOO MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy

whispered in her ear:

"I study law, and I know how to screw people."

People are awesome 2013

Thanks to David H.

Card Stacking

Thanks to David M.

This just may be more difficult than bridge!

Bryan Berg is a professional "cardstacker" who builds houses of cards on a very large scale.

Trained as an architect, Bryan Berg is the only known person to make a living building structures with freestanding playing cards. He uses no tape, glue, or tricks; and his method has been tested to support 660 pounds per square foot.

Berg has stacked cards for corporate special events, public relations campaigns, and science and children's museums in many U.S. cities, Canada , Europe, and Asia . Berg's clients have included Walt Disney World, a Lexus commercial, Procter & Gamble, American major league baseball and hockey, and the San Francisco Opera, among others. He also participated in a music video by The Bravery, playing a lonely man who builds a fantasy world out of cards.

In 2004, Guinness created a record category for World's Largest House of Freestanding Playing Cards to recognize a project Berg built for Walt Disney World, a replica of Cinderalla's Castle. (6th photo down)

In 2010, the record was renewed by himself using 4051 sets of cards, over 218,000 cards, and built in 44 days, a replica of the Venetian Macao.