Sunday Family Humour 11th August
Sunday Family Humour 11th August
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My 2014 Travel Plans
Thanks to Chris A.
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognate. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.
I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!
At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in.
It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
PLEASE DO YOUR PART!
Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year.
You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person.
My job is done! From one unstable person to another, I hope everyone is happy in your head.
We're all doing pretty well in mine!
Ah! The Memories
Thanks to Chris A.
Japanese Ingenuity
-- Save your plastic ~~
Thanks to David H.
This is one of the most amazing emails and break-through in Technology I have ever seen!!!
Why aren't we doing this now????
I think we should all do what we can to save what we are destroying! Not surprised at this at all,
just a case of Japanese ingenuity and perseverance. What is more important would be the
marketing and very low cost to make it mandatory to have one of these in every home.
The sound is all in Japanese. Just read the subtitles and watch. What a great discovery!
You'll Understand
Thanks to Tony H.
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Germany's Atlantic wall Discovered in Denmark
Thanks to Lee
Three Nazi bunkers on a beach have been uncovered by violent storms
off the Danish coast, providing a store of material for history buffs and
military archaeologists. The bunkers were found in practically the same
condition as they were on the day the last Nazi soldiers left them, down
to the tobacco in one trooper ' s pipe and a half-finished bottle of schnapps.
This bunker was entombed under the sand dunes until a violent storm swept
away the sands three months ago.
The bunkers had not been touched since the war. The bunkers were three
of 7,000 built by the Germans as part of Hitler ' s ' Atlantic Wall ' from
Norway to the south of France .
But while the vast majority were almost immediately looted or destroyed,
these three were entombed under the sand dunes of a remote beach near
the town of Houvig since 1945.
They were uncovered only because recent storms sent giant waves
cascading over them, sweeping away the sand and exposing glimpses
of the cement and iron structures.
Kim Clausen, curator of the Ringkoebing-Skjern museum views a heater
retrieved from the bunker.
Stamps of the German Eagle of Adolf Hitler and the Swastika were also
retrieved.
They were located by two nine-year-old boys on holiday with their parents,
who then informed the authorities. Archaeologists were able to carefully
force a way in, and were astounded at what they found.
"What ' s so fantastic is that we found them completely furnished with beds,
chairs, tables, communication systems and the personal effects of the
soldiers who lived inside," says Jens Andersen, the curator of the
Hanstholm museum.
The discovery of the fully-furnished bunkers was ' unique in Europe ,
said Bent Anthonisen, a Danish expert on European bunkers.
And a third expert, Tommy Cassoe, enthused: “It was like entering the
heart of a pyramid with mummies all around. What I saw blew me away:
it was as if the German soldiers had left only yesterday.”
The team working with Cassoe emptied the structures within a few days
of boots, undergarments, socks, military stripes, mustard and aquavit
bottles, books, inkpots, stamps featuring Hitler, medicines, soda bottles,
keys, hammers and other objects. All of the objects from the shelters
have been taken to the conservation centre at Oelgod museum,
some 20 miles from the beach to be examined.
The centre ' s German curator, Gert Nebrich, judged the find "very interesting
because it is so rare. We don't expect contemporary objects like these to be
so well preserved.
Maybe it ' s because they were kept for 60 years in thecold and dark like in a
big vacuum," he said, carefully showing four stamps featuring Hitler ' s image
and the German eagle, found in one bunker. The Germans left the bunkers in
May 1945 after the Nazi surrender.
Historical records show that Gerhard Saalfed was a 17-year-old soldier with
the German army when he arrived at the bunker in January 1945.
Germanysurrendered on May 8, 1945, but it wasn ' t until two days later that
he and his fellow soldiers left their remote station.
They shut the steel doors of the bunker behind them on their remote beach
and went to the nearest town ten miles away to surrender."The remote location
of the bunkers and the drifting sands that covered them saved them from being
ransacked," said Cassoe.
HISTORY OF THE CAR RADIO
Thanks to Ray O'.
Seems like cars have always had radios, but they didn't. Here's the true story:
One evening, in 1929, two young men named William Lear and
Elmer Wavering drove their girlfriends to a lookout point high
above the Mississippi River town of Quincy, Illinois, to watch the sunset.
It was a romantic night to be sure, but one of the women observed that
it would be even nicer if they could listen to music in the car.
Lear and Wavering liked the idea. Both men had tinkered with radios
(Lear had served as a radio operator in the U.S. Navy during World War I)
and it wasn't long before they were taking apart a home radio and trying
to get it to work in a car.
But it wasn't as easy as it sounds:
Automobiles have ignition switches, generators, spark plugs,
and other electrical equipment that generate noisy static interference,
making it nearly impossible to listen to the radio when the engine was running.
One by one, Lear and Wavering identified and eliminated each
source of electrical interference. When they finally got their
radio to work, they took it to a radio convention in Chicago.
There they met Paul Galvin, owner of Galvin Manufacturing Corporation.
He made a product called a "battery eliminator" a device that
allowed battery-powered radios to run on household AC current.
But as more homes were wired for electricity more
radio manufacturers made AC-powered radios.
Galvin needed a new product to manufacture.
When he met Lear and Wavering , he found it.
He believed that mass-produced, affordable car
radios had the potential to become a huge business.
Lear and Wavering set up shop in Galvin's
factory, and when they perfected their first radio,
they installed it in his Studebaker.
Then Galvin went to a local banker to apply for a loan.
Thinking it might sweeten the deal, he had his
men install a radio in the banker's Packard.
Good idea, but it didn't work -- Half an
hour after the installation, the banker's Packard
caught on fire. (They didn't get the loan.)
Galvin didn't give up.
He drove his Studebaker nearly 800 miles
to Atlantic City to show off the radio at the
1930 Radio Manufacturers Association convention.
Too broke to afford a booth, he parked the car outside
the convention hall and cranked up the radio so that
passing conventioneers could hear it. That idea worked.
He got enough orders to put the radio into production.
WHAT'S IN A NAME
That first production model was called the 5T71.
Galvin decided he needed to come up with something a little
catchier. In those days many companies in the phonograph
and radio businesses used the suffix "ola" for their names.
Radiola, Columbiola and Victrola were three of the biggest.
Galvin decided to do the same thing, and since his radio was
intended for use in a motor vehicle, he decided to call it Motorola.
But even with the name change, the radio still had problems:
When Motorola went on sale in 1930, it cost about $110 uninstalled.
At a time when you could buy a brand-new car for $650,
and the country was sliding into the Great Depression.
(By that, a radio for a new car would cost about $3,000 today.)
In 1930 it took two men several days to put in a car radio.
The dashboard had to be taken apart so that the receiver
and a single speaker could be installed,
and the ceiling had to be cut open to install the antenna.
These early radios ran on their own batteries, not on the car battery,
so holes had to be cut into the floorboard to accommodate them.
The installation manual had eight complete
diagrams and 28 pages of instructions.
Selling complicated car radios that cost 20 percent of the price of a
brand-new car wouldn't have been easy in the best of times,
let alone during the Great Depression.
Galvin lost money in 1930 and struggled for a couple of years.
But things picked up in 1933 when Ford began offering
Motorola's radios pre-installed at the factory.
In 1934 they got another boost when Galvin struck a deal with
B.F. Goodrich to sell and install them in its chain of tire stores.
By then the price of the radio, installation included, had dropped to $55.
The Motorola car radio was off and running.
The name of the company would be officially changed from
Galvin Manufacturing to "Motorola" in 1947.
In the meantime, Galvin continued to develop new uses for car radios.
In 1936, the same year that it introduced push-button tuning,
it also introduced the Motorola Police Cruiser,
a standard car radio that was factory preset to
a single frequency to pick up police broadcasts.
In 1940 he developed the first handheld two-way radio.
The Handie-Talkie for the U. S. Army.
A lot of the communications technologies that we
take for granted today were born in Motorola labs
in the years that followed World War II.
In 1947 they came out with the first television to sell under $200.
In 1956 the company introduced the world's first pager.
In 1969 it supplied the radio and television equipment that was
used to televise Neil Armstrong's first steps on the Moon.
In 1973 it invented the world's first handheld cellular phone.
Motorola is one of the largest cell phone manufacturer in the world.
And it all started with the car radio.
WHATEVER HAPPENED to the two men who installed
the first radio in Paul Galvin's car. Elmer Wavering and
William Lear, ended up taking very different paths in life.
Wavering stayed with Motorola.
In the 1950's he helped change the automobile
experience again, when he developed the first automotive
alternator, replacing inefficient and unreliable generators.
The invention lead to such luxuries as power windows,
power seats, and, eventually, air-conditioning.
Lear also continued inventing. He holds more than 150 patents.
Remember the eight-track tape players? Lear invented that.
But what he's really famous for are his contributions to the field of aviation.
He invented radio direction finders for planes, aided in the invention of the autopilot.
Designed the first fully automatic aircraft landing system. In 1963 introduced his most
famous invention, the Lear Jet, world's first mass-produced, affordable business jet.
Not bad for a guy who dropped out of school after the eighth grade.
Sometimes it is fun to find out how some of the many
things that we take for granted actually came into being!
and
It all started with a woman's suggestion!
Criss Angel - Amazing Beach Trick
Thanks to David H.
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