Legally Blonde Remix

VIVIENNE,

(Spoken) Maybe Warner saw a blonde who was sleeping her way to the top,

but I see a woman who doesn't have to.

(Sung) I used to pray for the day you'd leave

Swore up and down

You would not belong

But when I am wrong

I say I'm wrong

and I was wrong about you

So listen up!

I see no end to what you'll achieve

That's only if you don't turn and run

You proved it to me

Now show everyone what you can do

And you look great in dark blue!

Get back in the game

Back on the case

Take a good look at my face

I'm not a fool

And it's a rule

I do not pose!

But I see a star

You're my new muse

You've got the best freakin' shoes!

And you lit a fuse

So go show them who's

Legally Blonde!

CHORUS,

Sha la la la la la

VIVIENNE,

Yes, you lit a fuse

So go show them who's

Legally ...

ELLE,

(Spoken) Sorry Vivienne, but I'm never wearing that again.

PAULETTE,

(Spoken) Elle, Honey, you're in the supply closet!

ELLE,

(Spoken) I know! I said I'm never wearing that again...I'm wearing THIS!

(Sung) Back in the game

CHORUS,

Yes!

ELLE,

Back to the trial

CHORUS,

Yes!

ELLE,

But I'm going back in my style

CHORUS,

Back in her style!

ELLE,

'Cause it's a fact

CHORUS,

Yes!

ELLE,

When you're attacked

CHORUS,

Yes!

ELLE,

You've got to respond

CHORUS,

Got to got to got to got to respond!

ELLE,

Hand me my dog!

CHORUS,

Dog!

ELLE,

Hand me my bag

CHORUS,

Bag!

ELLE,

And that American flag!

CHORUS,

Got to be American!

ELLE,

Cause nobody screws

CHORUS,

No!

ELLE,

Somebody who's

CHORUS,

Who?

ELLE,

Legally Blonde

CHORUS,

Get on your feet

Cause she's legally blonde

Kicked to the street

Cause she's legally blonde

There's no retreat cause you're

Legally Blonde

Yeah!

Don't be afraid to be

Legally Blonde

Join the parade cause she's

ELLE'S MOTHER,

(Spoken) Honey look!

She's leading a parade!

ELLE,

(Spoken) Mom and Dad!

ELLE'S MOTHER,

(Spoken) Get a picture!

ELLE'S DAD,

(SPOKEN) Just one more please cause she's

CHORUS,

Legally Blonde

ELLE'S DAD,

(Spoken) Everyone say cheese!

ELLE MOTHER,

(Spoken) No say legally blonde!

CHORUS,

Legally Blonde!

Cause she's legally blonde...

Cause she's legally blonde!

SERNE, MARGOT, PILAR

(Spoken) Omigod Elle!

ELLE,

(Spoken) Thanks Greek Chorus

but I don't need voices in my head today.

SERNE, MARGOT, PILAR

Honey it's us!

The girls from Delta Nu!

We came to see

Our president be

Legally Blonde

CHORUS,

Jump on your feet

Cause she's legally blonde

You've got a right to be legally blonde

You've got a right to be

Legally Blonde

KYLE,

(Spoken) Paulette, I've got another package...

PAULETTE,

(Spoken) Thanks... Kyle B. O'boyle. What does the 'B' stand for?

KYLE,

(Spoken) Brendan...

(IRISH DANCE BREAK)

CHORUS,

Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Hey!

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Back in the game

Back in the fray

ENID,

Back the hell outta the way!

BROOKE,

Mr. you're fired

CALLAHAN,

(Spoken) What?!

BROOKE,

Guess who I hired?

CHORUS,

(Spoken) Who?

BROOKE,

To represent me

You gotta to be...

CHORUS,

Yeah, you gotta be

Yeah, you gotta be...

BROOKE,

Legally Blonde

ALL,

And she's legally blonde, oh yeah

Legally Blonde, oh yeah!