Bend and Snap
GIRL
Look at my ass
Look at my thighs
I'm catnip to the guys
They chase my tail
They drool and pant
Wanna touch this but they can't
No! All the boys want to come and play
Snap my fingers and they obey
Why do they follow me around all day
Watch me while I walk away
I bend and snap
Feel how hot it's getting
Bend and snap
Then when you got em sweatin'
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
No tight end can defend against the bend and snap
PAULETTE
(spoken) Oh that's easy for you to say!
ELLE
(spoken) And you!
(sung) Girl if you want to make the team, then fake some self esteem
GIRL
The more you jump around and scream
The sexier you seem
PAULETTE
Sorry girls that ain't how I play
This wouldn't work if I tried all day
I gotta go get my asthma spray
Watch me while I walk away
ELLE
No wait before you walk away
Just bend and snap
PAULETTE
OW!!!!
ELLE
Look how good you're gettin'!
Bend and snap!
GIRL
I bet right now you sweatin'
ALL
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
So depend on your friend
For the bend...
ELLE
It's not the time to overthink
Just try it once
He'll buy you a drink
GIRL
Excuse me would you teach me that
I am tired of living alone with my cat
ELLE
Sure!
GIRL
Nowadays I do dye jobs and curls
But here's how we did it in the Laker Girls
Come on Paulette!
ELLE
You'll be fine!
GUY
Works every time!
GIRL
Look, do it and we'll go away
PAULETTE
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
ALL
BEEEEEEEENNNNND ANNNND SNAP!
GUYS
(spoken) DAMN!!!!
PAULETTE
Hey wait a second
When I beckoned
Look how the guys came runnin'
Like I'm
GUYS
Kickin!
PAULLETTE
Finger
GUYS
Lickin'!
PAULETTE
Like I'm frickin'
GUYS
Wicked stunnin'!
PAULETTE
Will you pay for stuff I buy?
GUYS
YES!
PAULETTE
And bake me cake and pie?
GUYS
YES!
PAULETTE
And hold me when I cry?
GUYS
YES!
PAULETTE
And I will tell you why!
GUYS
Why?
PAULETTE
I'm too rockin' to lock away
All the boys come to gawk away
Droppin' jaws from a block away
Watchin' how I walk away
GUYS
Love to watch her walk away!
PAULETTE
I bend and snap!
Now look how hot it's gettin'
Bend and snap!
I bet right now you're sweatin'
ALL
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
PAULETTE
I depend on my friend
ALL
Go Paulette! Go Paulette!
PAULETTE
I depend on my friend
ALL
Go! Go! Go Paulette!
PAULETTE
I depend on my friend called the Bend and Snap!
ALL
The bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
PAULETTE
I'M GONNA GET ME SOME KYLE!!!
KYLE
(spoken) Paulette!
Did I leave my...stylus?
ALL
BEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNND AND SNAP!
PAULETTE
(spoken) Eeeeeh!!! Oh crap!