Quotes on Marriage

QUOTES ON WEDDINGS AND MARRIAGE

   

  The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast. – Gabriel García Márquez

   

  Believing in marriage and not in divorce is like believing in joint stock companies and not in bankruptcy. – Neil Ferguson

   

  Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx

   

  Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. – Benjamin Franklin

   

  If I get married, I want to be very married. – Audrey Hepburn

   

  When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you’re sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship. – Joseph Campbell

   

  When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory. – Friedrich Nietzsche

   

  Every good relationship, especially marriage, is based on respect. If it’s not based on respect, nothing that appears to be good will last very long. – Amy Grant

   

  I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

   

  My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. – Winston Churchill

   

  Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

- Martin Luther

   

  Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live without. – James C. Dobson

   

  It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. – Friedrich Nietzsche

   

  Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.- Henny Youngman

   

  One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. – Judith Viorst

   

  To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up. – Ogden Nash

   

  If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. – Katharine Hepburn

   

  I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he’d be dead within a year. – Bette Davis

   

  Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake. – Elbert Hubbard

   

  A good husband makes a good wife. – John Florio

   

  Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

   

  When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. – Sacha Guitry

   

  For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it’s time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

   

  Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. – Samuel Johnson

   

  Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. – Ambrose Bierce

   

  Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

   

  When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. – Prince Philip

   

  Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. – H. L. Mencken

   

  There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. – Homer

   

  The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship. – Jackie Kennedy

   

  There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded. – Princess Diana

   

  Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about. – Katharine Hepburn

   

  The true index of a man’s character is the health of his wife. – Cyril Connolly


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