I'm not sure if you can do this, but, the first idea I had is to "call you" while youre talking to jeff. I could send you audio of me that sounds like I am on the phone.
COON hang on Jeff, I got a call. Hey, it's the fabulous Mr. Baked Salmon. What's up?
FISH Hold your phone up. Let me talk to jeff.
Jeffy! What's up?
who's this?
It's Salmon. Remember I messaged you earlier?
yeahh.
What are you doing right now?
Hanging out.
Listen, there's a group of amateur predator hunters that want to swing by and pummel you in the groin repeatedly, like a prizefighter on a speed bag. You up for that?
Maybe.
After a while, when they get tired, maybe take a break, eat some pizza, then go for round two?
Umm, after a while, if it worked out, yeah.
Alright put oblivion cocoon back on.
You: Hey, Salmon. Whats up?
Me: Listen, I'm going to send some guys over there to, um... talk, to Jeff. Try and keep him there. Order another pie if you have to, ok?
You: ok, sure.
Me: alright, talk to you later. *CLICK*
And thats the end of the call. Does that work?
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