Hey Mister Salmon!
I've been juggling tons of projects recently, and I've finally gotten around to creating an updated version of my Jeff Sokol Marries a Pizza interview. Over the last two years, I’ve cranked out about 2,000 videos on a wide variety of topics and leveled up my editing game like crazy! What used to take dozens of hours now only takes a few, and I've got tons of fresh, hilarious ideas ready to go.
Here’s where you come in: take a look at the latest interview and imagine all the possibilities.
Let's brainstorm some of the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud questions to throw at Jeff.
Sure, his responses may be limited to lines like:
Maybe
I haven’t done anything wrong
Yeah
didn't have any expectations
um after a while if it worked out yeah
do i seem like a dishonest dirty person
sure did
hanging out
but the potential is endless!
If you're interested, I’d love for you to put that brilliant mind of yours to work and come up with some outrageous questions. All I’d need is less than a minute of footage with you asking them. Just send it my way, and I’ll put together an entire series on the guy!
Let’s make it happen!
1) hello, Jeff thank you for joining me for this interview. um, I know this can't be easy so how are you doing tonight?
yeah I'm fine. I am I'm fine tell me who you are is you. (Clip 1)
I didn't know there would be other people here (Clip 2)
2) oh that is just Chris Hansen he'll be joining us but let me introduce myself I'm OblivionCocoon, so what are you expecting then?
didn't have any expectations no expectations whatsoever (Clip 3)
3) Oh good, so we can talk about anything then?
yeah (Clip 4)
4) so then let's talk about this whole pizza thing would you really want to marry a large pepperoni pizza?
maybe (Clip 5)
5) man, you really love pizza?
yeah (Clip 4)
6) did you fool around with a pizza before you came over here?
sure did (Clip 6)
7) does it always have to be pepperoni or does that not really matter?
well that doesn't (Clip 7)
8) so I have to ask what's on everybody's mind do you really want to sleep with a pizza?
um after a while if it worked out yeah (Clip 8)
9 now that is kind of strange now, right Jeff wouldn't you agree?
.... shhhigh (Clip 9)
10) would you consider taking your pizza out to a nice seafood dinner and then a romantic walk on the beach?
maybe (Clip 5)
11) so then Jeff where's the pizza did you leave it in your car?
go check the car (Clip 10)
12) do you really want to spend the rest of your life with a pizza?
yeah (Clip 4)
13) are you okay with being known as the pizza predator?
maybe (Clip 5)
14) all right so do you think there's anything wrong with Romancing a pepperoni pie I mean what have you done so far?
I haven't done anything wrong (Clip 11)
do i seem like a dishonest dirty person (Clip 12)
15) what were you thinking when you met your first perfect pepperoni pie?
I was just what I was wondering if you were going to be like how would how would you be like would you be nervous would you be like totally like like you've done this before (Clip 13)
16) why would you do that what is wrong with...
see I know I know what you (Clip 14)
17) what did you plan to do here tonight?
hanging out (Clip 15)
18) well anyway it really is an honor to talk to you you know you're famous for how much you love pizza so you're so famous that you would like to marry a pizza, is that right?
yeah (Clip 3)
19) and be honest with me here Jeff did you fuck a pizza?
sure did (Clip 16)
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