Jeff Sokol

Here is a rough script:

1) hello, Jeff thank you for joining me for this interview. um, I know this can't be easy so how are you doing tonight?

yeah I'm fine. I am I'm fine tell me who you are is you. (Clip 1)

I didn't know there would be other people here (Clip 2)

2) oh that is just Chris Hansen he'll be joining us but let me introduce myself I'm OblivionCocoon, so what are you expecting then?

didn't have any expectations no expectations whatsoever (Clip 3)

3) Oh good, so we can talk about anything then?

yeah (Clip 4)

4) so then let's talk about this whole pizza thing would you really want to marry a large pepperoni pizza?

maybe (Clip 5)

5) man, you really love pizza?

yeah (Clip 4)

6) did you fool around with a pizza before you came over here?

sure did  (Clip 6)

7) does it always have to be pepperoni or does that not really matter?

well that doesn't (Clip 7)

8) so I have to ask what's on everybody's mind do you really want to sleep with a pizza?

um after a while if it worked out yeah  (Clip 8)

9 now that is kind of strange now, right Jeff wouldn't you agree?

.... shhhigh (Clip 9)

10) would you consider taking your pizza out to a nice seafood dinner and then a romantic walk on the beach?

maybe (Clip 5)

11) so then Jeff where's the pizza did you leave it in your car?

go check the car (Clip 10)

12) do you really want to spend the rest of your life with a pizza?

yeah (Clip 4)

13) are you okay with being known as the pizza predator?

maybe   (Clip 5)

14) all right so do you think there's anything wrong with Romancing a pepperoni pie I mean what have you done so far?

I haven't done anything wrong (Clip 11)

do i seem like a dishonest dirty person (Clip 12)

15) what were you thinking when you met your first perfect pepperoni pie?

I was just what I was wondering if you were going to be like how would how would you be like would you be nervous would you be like totally like like you've done this before (Clip 13)

16) why would you do that what is wrong with...

see I know I know what you  (Clip 14)

17) what did you plan to do here tonight?

hanging out (Clip 15)

18) well anyway it really is an honor to talk to you you know you're famous for how much you love pizza so you're so famous that you would like to marry a pizza, is that right?

yeah  (Clip 3)

19) and be honest with me here Jeff did you fuck a pizza?

sure did  (Clip 16)