Y’know what this SHOOL needs? A kiss-petition! Posie and the rest of the girls(but mostly Posie) come up with an fun activity to help strengthen the emotional bonds between the boys and girls. Just a friendly competition where a girl must kiss as many boys as she can as that will earn her points, with the winner becoming the new head president of the girls club. This can not backfire.

Rosalind and Agatha get a comic strip deal in the local newspaper, much to Nancy's distraught, which soon become pretty big in the gay community. Meanwhile Curtis and Neil try to get their own strip published to disastrous results.

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Delly hates the going to the Zoo. The way her day always seemingly gets worse every time she gets there is nothing short of hopeless. That's why she's prepared this time with her first aid kit firm in her grasp. The 4th grade is having a field trip to the grand opening North Park Zoo and Cindy couldn't be anymore excited. With bumbling zookeepers, shifty security measures and a girl with a bear-like grip on her; Delly wonders when all this can be over.

After the kids of North Park watching professional wrestling, they decided to make their very own wrestling federation called W.H.O.R.E. (Wrestling Hazardous Outstanding Rumble Entertainment) and they gained alot of ladies attentions

The Cat Ninjas are being harassed by a group of wannabe crime fighters known as the dogboy Samurai. 

Note: This is the first appearance of the Dog Boy Samurai and Dr. Doug Dogman 

After the health scare, Chef puts Mandy on a diet, and will punish anyone who help her break her diet. Vera use this and the fact she doesn't eat to make Mandy a very loyal customer. Chef checks Mandy blood sugar to make sure she isn't cheating on her diet. So Vera has to suck her blood, but the amount of cholesterol in Mandy is making her fatter after a while Chef sees Mandy's health has improved. So he takes her off the diet while Vera has a heart attack and Ula puts her on one

Danny's villain alter ego, Lord Tyranny decides to hire Nancy to spread horrible rumors about the heroes in town ruining their reputation. Meanwhile Wendy, Principal Kiddy, Mute, and Penny are forced to go to anger management class ran by Vera disguised as a therapist who's merely using this anger management class to mess with people and all her "students" has to take it or be forced to stay in the program

The Cat Girls keep blowing up Dr. Toades lab. So he makes a strand of carnivorous catnip Venus flytrap hybrid to devour them, Though he did not count on teacup not liking catnip

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It's Neil's birthday and he wants to throw an awesome pizza party at the school. Dr. Doug Dogman, wanting the guests to actually laugh this time, spikes the pizza with a laugh substitute, ensuring that they'll bust a gut no matter what. Unfortunately, he didn't account for Neil rigging a SAW-esque escape room within the school with booby trap pranks, knock knock japes, and whoopie cushions filled with pepper spray. The human body isn't handled for this amount of laughter and with the laugh serum kicking into high gear, everyone there is a ticklish time bomb with their lives on the line.

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After Chelsea makes fun of Teacup's small stature, Teacup shrink her and gifts her to chaz. Meanwhile Neil tries to get back at Vera after she embarrassed him by inviting him to open mic night at her bar just to make fun of him.

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