Dizzy ingests and is later covered in science goo and reaches so much velocity that he goes terminal tard. Maria Gurlukovich and Dr. Toades need to come up with a solution or else the town will get leveled in a category 5 tardnado.

After just having seen The Avengers film, Mayor Chuck decides that North Park needs a superhero team, but that team are too busy fighting themselves instead of saving the town.

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Asimov and his friends are feeling particularly troublesome today and decide to play a silly little prank on the highway, suffice to say, it gets violent pretty fast. The next day, Max reveals his backstory by rewriting history and placing this backstory episode back in season 1.

Saying goodbye to the earth one last time, Blenny and the goths finally arrived in Hell and plan to stay. Blenny is confused because he doesn't quite recognize where they are, so they ask a nearby native and it's revealed they are at the complete opposite end of the underworld where Blenny lives. Packing their things and stealing a cottage wagon, the gang Must travel through all 7 rings in this... Oregon trail.

Slappy's clowning business starts to falter, so he sells 51% of it to Vera to keep him afloat, but she begins making changes to his business that he's not comfortable with.

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After both Jonesy and Lisa Stanky blackmail the same person, they finally cross paths and come into conflict almost immediately. Now usually online arguments don't evolve into real life turf wars, but they already found a way. No point in touching grass now.

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Leš Fantasma takes it upon herself to show Danny Thompson that he shouldn't be nonchalant about his own mortality after a gas leak goes off, almost killing the entire School with Danny being unphased by it. Rosalind and Vera discover that Les isn't doing this for Danny but herself since she hasn't fully accepted her own death, so they throw les the funeral she never had. Jerry is shook by his near-death experience because he realizes he wasted his whole life. To make up for his lost time he does a bucket list but every time he tries to complete something on it, he is met with disappointment.

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Jonesy has been tricked into taking over for a genie. Luckily, all she has to do is frant three wishes to be free. Vera finds her lamp and auctions off all three of her wishes

Sidney Walker despite his condition is very sexy, so sexy in fact that the media secrets took him in and had him do photoshoots for Victoria secrets and a new secret issue of Playboy Magazine whom Cripple Fucker desperately wants.

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Taking place in North Port universe; someone eats bad alien corn and Maizeby bursts from their stomach, in search for more victims to breed with. The crew have to capture this extraterrestrial corn before they get popped.

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Jonesy is banished to the underworld and stands in the throne room of the devil himself as he promises her an eternity of torment. Lucky for her, Hell has a working Wi-Fi network, and she hacks into it and changes Satan's Wi-Fi password. In order to get his kingdom back, Satan must face his greatest challenge yet, calling his internet service provider customer service hotline.

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