When North Park begins to act hateful and nasty to its more marginalized townsfolk, the local lesbians; Rachel, Nicole, Galatea, and Alita work together to get to the bottom of this, even when Mayor Chuck threatens that they won't like what they find.

After much pushback, Chuck's hands are tied and he must come to a decision about whether same-sex relationships should be allowed. In a drunken stupor, he accidentally makes it so that Bisexuals are the only ones outlawed. While he rushes to correct this mistake, the town forces this Bi ban to its fullest extent.

Nicole and Rachel has to babysit Devan and Teacup for a while, but things isn't going so well for them. Meanwhile, The North Park Kids are going to the prehistoric museum field trip.

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Cringe Kid is feeling particularly cranky this 4th of July and gets a visit from the Ghost of the 4th of July, who takes them to the Past to show him why he's feeling this way about he takes him to a orphanage in the late 1800s he had recently lost an eye and his parents to something.... wait a minute this isn't his past but the ghost and cringe kid are interested in this story and watch it. Turns out Vanessa has disguised herself and did a lot of mental training to convince her surface level Consciousness that she is in fact Cringe Kid to kill the Ghost of the 4th of july Past who is really an extra dimensional spirit that feeds on the mental energy of people that are feeling particularly depressed or angry, but it can only cross into this Dimension during the 4th of July they are watching Vanessa's origin story after Vera killed his parents and took his eye.

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A shapeshifter who recently escaped the CCP clutches takes Jerry's identity making everyone believe he has come out of his depression the CCP mistakes the real Jerry for the shapeshifter and captures him. At the end Jerry bitches that it took his friends long enough for them to realize he was replaced and Chaz and Mandy already misses the shapeshifter

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