After upsetting Delly big time by forgetting it was their 1st anniversary together, Cripple Fucker is left emotionally vulnerable and is soon taken advantage of by 4 rouge fetishes who believe he's perfect for their club. B-Plot: Sidney Walker almost has a heart attack when he has to hear what Danny and Miss Chariot have to tell him when they show up unannounced at his front door. This is the first appearance of Colorado Fucker's Society

Frustrated by her unrequited feelings for Leš, Vera decides to seek romance elsewhere and meets someone like her—Vanessa Helstad. The two quickly hit it off. However, as Les becomes increasingly jealous of Vanessa, he begins to notice that she might not be who she seems.

Note: This episode marks Vanessa Halstead's first appearance

Atticus Appleton manages to find his old blueprints for a rocket powered wheelchair and does Miss Chariot a favor by strapping her into a fully recreated one of his making. Vera capitalizes on this by getting the wheelchair mass produced and selling it to any idiot sucker looking for a thrill ride, North Park, unfortunately, has many idiot suckers.

When Mr. Smiles loses his beloved bunny, Fluffles, he snaps and declares that he will murder one student every hour until the rabbit is returned, with Leslie being the first target. Desperate, Leslie turns to Danny for help in finding the mischievous missing rabbit. Meanwhile, in the B-plot, the Cat Ninjas are having fun hanging out with their new rabbit friend. In the C-plot the third grade class are desperate to stop Mr. Smiles before the culling begins.

Note: This episode marks the start of Danny and Leslie's friendship 

All the boys and girls in North Park loves the gay fairy (the guy who goes around and tells all the gay little boys and girls that they are gay). Well except for Dew when he got his vist from the gay fairy.

Danny Thompson gets possessed by Cringe Kid's mother Barbara Norman while Danny posses one of cringe kid's plushies so he can get some help.

It's been days since Cripple Fucker picked up that lone head and brought it with him to his house. Days of getting face fucked and other unspeakable acts done upon him, with no one coming to help him. Asimov-2, reduced to a withered state, loses something even more important than his body, faith in humanity.

Lydia's Gang try running a snow shoveling service to earn back some goodwill after noticing just how detrimental being hated by their peers really is. After a wish on a star, a snowman comes to life and wants to experience the wonders of hot, steamy, passionate love.

Sammy invited Jerry, Chaz, and Mandy into his house to introduce his parents, who turn out to be elastic superheroines. Chaz begins to develops a lust for them, much to Sam's dismay. B-Plots, Dr. Cates decided to create an earthquake to demolish North Park once and for all

Neil fakes his death as a prank, but when no one shows up to his funeral, he becomes depressed. However, he quickly comes up with another prank to get attention: he tricks Dorothy into believing he's a vengeful spirit, convincing her to perform a series of ridiculous and dangerous tasks. Meanwhile, in the B-plot, it's the dreaded registration renewal day in North Park. Not only does everyone have to deal with the hassle of the DMV, but Vera, disguised as a DMV worker, takes pleasure in dragging out the process and wasting everyone's time.

It was a pretty normal day for North Park standards, but then Principal Kiddy falls from the roof of the school dead as a doornail onto the playground. Now that the position as head of the school is open, Uisas Schröder begins his long-awaited takeover.

No surprise here, Uisas Schröder was the one who put a bullet in Principal Kiddy's. Sick of being a second fiddle, Cassandra hopes to find redemption by bringing down this tyrant she helped bring into power.

Rayne Parade finds herself in possession of 33 aborted fetuses, and plans to use them for something important. After a baptism gone wrong, Blenny contracts a terminal and fatal demon cancer, forced to face his own mortality like so many others had to by his own hands. Ester goes to the hospital to visit Blenny, only to find she is too late.

An angel descends from heaven and loses his wings in the process, landing face-first in a graveyard. Glenny is his name and all he wants is to go home, but the goths won't let him. Meanwhile, the 3rd graders have had enough of their teacher; Mr. Smiles and conspire to get him fired or just get someone better than him.

When Curtis get jealous of Wendy Thompson because his father pays attention to her more than him, He challenges her to a fight so his dad would respect him. B-story; Maizeby try to do a 9/11 Memorial event.

Dr. Toades creates a cure for autism but Leslie Houben has a bit of an adverse reaction to it.

Without the restraints of rampant autism holding her back, Leslie Houben successfully takes over the town.

After being made her normal self again Leslie Houben wants to make amends to everyone in town but finds that everyone wants her to do a thing she's not willing to do. Principal Kiddy is being bullied by his students after being forced to gain a ton of weight.

Cripple Fucker goes M.I.A. and Delly is really the only one who cares on finding out why. She can't do this on her own, so he enlists in the help of the Cripple Army to find him, much to Rulf Brükmalleg's disgust. Nurse Maggie is appalled to find how uncaring Dr. Toades is of any life that isn't human and takes it upon herself to make him value every life.

After some time, Heaven notices Glenny is missing. The fallen angel gets his wings back and is welcomed back home, but there's a catch. Linus wants to prove to Rayne and her parade of posers that his life is prone to misery and despair, but she's very hard to please.