Grey’s careless, free-wheeling manner has charmed many women, both noble and common, though there are few he genuinely respects. On top of that very short list is Lizzy, and according to Grey, “It’s not so much her ability that impresses me as it is her devotion and delight. She’s such fun to fight with — all frivolity and steel and rosy-cheeked euphoria. In fact, I think I know her better than anyone — including her brat of a fiancé. When Midford’s on the field, she holds nothing back — she’s free and strong and she — well, she certainly doesn’t bore me.”
Grey is a proud English national and a proponent of “effective colonialism.” He was disdainful of the Belgian king Leopold II for exploiting his native workers in the Congo because “he could have gotten more labor — and profit — out of them if he’d been less of an idiot and more of a gentleman.” (Grey’s referring to the fact that if the Congolese didn’t work “hard enough” their hand was chopped off which, in retrospect, makes no sense if you’re trying to create a more efficient labor force.) Unlike Phipps, Grey doesn’t like to read. Much. His favorite authors include Mary Shelley, Irish satirist Jonathan Swift (“The only Irishman with half a bit of sense”), and Robert Louis Stevenson who authored Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde. He isn’t a fan of fantasy or moral philosophy and is, in fact, a staunch realist — though he’s also a “reluctant fan” of Charlotte Brontë, even if he found her novel “sentimental and improbable… at least her heroine [Jane Eyre] had a modicum of common sense.” He has a very low opinion of Ciel Phantomhive not because of the child’s snobbery or cruel mechanizations (which Grey also employs from time to time) but because he views Ciel as “lifeless, dispassionate, and hopelessly boring… the antithesis of his fiancée, who most likely stays with him out of habit or something else equally inane.” Grey thinks the opera is “the most pointless bout of screeching and fawning ever to be invented… not even infants are half so aggravating.” He is, however, a fan of the Russian ballet. (“Athleticism and grace… at least their gaudy displays can be forgiven in favor of coordinated movement.”)
When he was a child, Grey longed to one day study under Francis Phantomhive — the world fencing champion — and finally got his chance after graduating from Weston. At Weston, Phipps had such good standing with the vice principal and professors that he managed to bail Grey out of a possible suspension more than once. (Reason? Inciting violence and defeating Weston’s fencing instructor time and time again.) As a end of the year prank, Grey and Phipps doused the main corridors of Weston with palm oil. They then set up an array of chairs nearby and invited all the students of Greenhouse outside so they could “enjoy the show.” Phipps brought along tea, biscuits, and binoculars for everyone. (They were only saved from expulsion thanks to Grey’s new status as butler to her majesty, Queen Victoria — who thought the entire incident “quite amusing.” Probably because her own son, future Edward VII, used to be a student of Greenhouse.) Grey was recruited by the queen at age 17 when a high-ranking member of the House of Lords complained about Earl Grey’s “excessively talented — and hot-headed — son” causing riots and violence in the streets of London. Victoria sent John Brown to scope out the young man and then set up a fencing tournament, hired foreign assassins, and watched as Grey managed to decimate both his opponent and the hired guns in a matter of minutes. The very next day, he received a handwritten offer by her majesty to become part of her personal staff. Privately, Francis set up a match between 18-year-old Grey and 8-year-old Lizzy; initially Grey was stunned (and insulted) that he would have to duel “a mere child” and Lizzy, amused by Grey’s words, offered him first parry. Grey lunged, Lizzy executed a perfect block, and for nearly twenty minutes the two battled neck and neck until Grey managed to edge Lizzy out with a contre-sixte parry. From then on Grey kept a keen eye on her; he considers Lizzy his greatest challenge and most “entertaining” opponent. He inherited the earldom from his father at age 19. His estates and affairs are managed by two key people — his butler, Zachariah (an American Civil War veteran) and his illegitimate half-sister, Eliza Courtney. (Her mother, Georgiana — the duchess of Devonshire — is the ancestor of Diana, Princess of Wales.)