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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
I'm trying to organize a hide and seek competition, but it's difficult to find good players.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me spam.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you."
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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