Idi Amin's Funeral

Surrounded by women

In shawls, almost dreaming,

In Saudi Arabia

Lies a corpse with a grin.

His eyes are closed tightly

And he's rotting lightly

He seems almost sprightly

He's Idi Amin.


"He helped the Ugandans"

Screeches a headline

"He drove out the Asians" -

And now they are gone -

They say he's a hero

This, the most dear

This noble figure

Pure Africa's son.


What do you think of

The country looted

The millions uprooted

The nation besooted

With grief of wives,

The five hundred thousand

Dead, the uncounted

Wounded, the millions

Ruined lives?"


He gave us the sports teams

That made us seem

A powerful nation

With a bright fate,

He was for a year

Elected to bear

The title of leader

Of African states."


That Nazis had built

The autobahn, is it

A reason to praise them

For their regime?

Do facts that unglue you

Mean anything to you

And do people's lives

Count for anything?


"Oh, you're a Western

Imperialist; well then,

Go back to your country

And leave us alone."

If US President

Killed thousands of residents

There would be no way

For him to atone.


The wholescale starvation

Of population,

Five percent of the nation

Fed to crocodiles -

You that so voted,

Had you not noted

The bodies that floated

Down the Nile?


"He was no pretender:

The conference center

He built is a source

Of national pride."

Oh, that's such an achievement -

It leads to concealment

Of eight years of bereavement

And genocide.


You murder your people

And then claim that it's simple

African way that the West can't pollute.

You want to be treated

As humans and greeted

Yet you treat your own

People as brutes.


"He paid for his sins

With his death;" so it's in,

Luxuriously living

After ruining lives.

Living in mansion

Gathering pension

And all of his tension

Released by young wives.


The message is clear.

Nothing is dear

And if it seems clear

Nothing is sin.

Thugs, gangsters, dictators, do not despair.

Brute force's all that's there.

Someday you too could be Idi Amin.