I Like Big Macs (Parody)

(to the tune of "I Like Big Butts" by Sir Mix-A-Lot)

I like Big Macs and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

You go to McDonalds looking slender

You're not not gonna stay that way forever

You get fat

And that's just tough

Now you grow a bigger gut

Under the shirt you're wearing

And everyone is just staring

Oh, baby I want Big Mac 

Feed me grease to bloat my back

My homeboys tried to warn me

But I'm so hungry

Ooh, that plastic bun

I can't hold back my tongue

Well feed me feed me yo cause I'm your average Joe

I've seen them bloatin' 

To hell with dietin'

Just feed me grease

I'm tired of magazines

Saying that health is the thing

Take the average dude and give him McDonalds food

He's gonna pack much gut

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)

Do you like a Big Mac (hell yeah)

Well eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, grow that gut

I like Big Macs for dinner and lunch

And when I' around it much

I just can't help myself

I'm actin like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna eat it at home

And UH, double up UH UH

I aint talkin bout Burger King

Cuz that place just ain't the thing

I wannem real juicy and thick

So eat that juicy slice of beef

And do not give me any grief 

So I'm lookin' all around

And all the people are getting round

They all like fast food

And that's how it is, dude,

So now all the thick sistas

Are getting with thicker misters

They all love Big Macs

So they grow bigger backs.

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)

Do you wanna get diabetes (yeah)

Then turn around

Stick it out

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back.

Yeah baby

When it comes to way of life

Esquire ain't got nothin to do with mine

I only get to relax

If I have myself some Big Macs

So my girlfriend eats Brussels sprouts

And likes to work out

And she drives a Honda and listens to Jane Fonda

But my anaconda

Is not fond of her 

And we don't have any fun

Until I have me a bun

Some brothers wanna play that hard role 

And tell me that the food ain't gold

So Esquire says I'm fat

Well I ain't down with that

Cus I eat Big Macs, and I eat fried chicken,

And I'm thinkin bout stickin

To all the healthy dudes 

That fine McDonalds food 

Give me a Big Mac, sister, I can't resist it,

I want the beef and cheese

Some knucklehead tried to dis

So if you like grease and lard

And wanna to kick the bucket hard

Come to McDonalds and have a Big Mac

And have a happy heart attack.