1-X: A Dance of Fire and Ice: "But the music is cursed"

(The bends turn into u-turns, Seinfeld music interrupts the ending; other iterations of this crab often play Megalovania. In the canon version of this curse, copyrighted music is removed entirely.)

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2-X: Offbeats: "But it's a little longer"

(And by a little, they mean almost twice as long)

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3-X: THE WIND-UP: "But it keeps rewinding"

(After the song rewinds back to the beginning, this Crab speeds the song up slightly, so they can fast-forward as well as rewind)

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4-X: Love Letters: "But I keep having nightmares about Classic Pursuit"

(Classic Pursuit keeps interrupting the song)

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5-X: The Midnight Train: "But something is wrong with the train"

(The planets travel on the underside of the track/ the track is upside down)

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6-X: PULSE: "But every time you go up or down it gets faster"

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7-X: Spin 2 Win: "But there's no fun allowed"

(The speed of each tile is altered so that all you have to do is tap to a metronome to beat it)

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8-X: Jungle City: "But the angled sections have an extra beat"

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9-X: Classic Pursuit: N/a

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10-X: Butterfly Planet: "But I didn't chart the swing"

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11-X: Heracles: "But there's a twirl on every tile"

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12-X: Artificial Chariot: "But each unique loop repeats for every time it's been played before"

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B-X: Thanks For Playing My Game: Please Stop Playing My Levels

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XC-X: Credits: "But the twirls are missing "

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XF-X: Third Wave Flip Flop: "But whoever made this level was drunk"

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XH-X: Final Hope: "But every enclosed shape has an additional side"

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XM-X: Miko Skip: TBD

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XN-X: Trans-Neptunian Object: TBD

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XR-X: Rose Garden: "But each triangle makes you more tired"

(Slows the song down at first, speeds it up after the checkpoint)

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XS-X: Party of Spirits: "But some parts are twisted"*

*(TQG Version)

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ML-X: La nuit de vif: "But the bpm drift is getting worse"

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MN-X: Night Wanderer (cnsouka Remix): "But it's a crossover"

(Crossover with Rhythm Doctor)

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MO-X: EMOMOMO: EMOMOMEME*

*(M1n3c4rt)

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PA-X: Distance: "But there's way too many midspins"

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RJ-X: Fear Grows: TBD

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XI-X: It Go: It Stop*

*(TQG)

It was Dead*

(Yangsy)

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XO-X: One Forgotten Night: One Forgotten Meme

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XT-X: Options: Stoptions

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T1-X: NEW LIFE: "But all angled tiles have hold"*

*(TQG)

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T2-X: Sing Sing Red Indigo: "But every before and current tile of midspin have twirl"*

*(TQG)

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T3-X: No Hints Here!: TBD

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T4-X: Third Sun: "But the swung parts are swapped with the unswung parts"*

*(Kyatto)

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T5-X: Divine Intervention: Crab Intervention

*(TQG)

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T1-EX: NEW LIFE: "But tiles and holds are swapped"*

*(TQG)

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T2-EX: Sing Sing Red Indigo: TBD

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T3-EX: No Hints Here!: TBD

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T4-EX: Third Sun: "But 2 planets on 90˚ or below, otherwise 3"*

*(TQG)

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