to the tune of I Have a Theory from Once More with Feeling
DARCEL
I love a podcast
It’s about Buffy
A Buffy podcast – no, really, I’m quite obsessed
HELENE
I love a podcast
There’s even singing
Original songs in which each episode is expressed
HEATHER
I love a podcast
With Kristin and Jenny
After I listen
I follow their Twitter feed
TANIA
And they’ve got Kate Leth
God, I love Kate Leth
Which is ridiculous ‘cause Kath Leth’s
So much cooler than me, shocking pink hair
Fashion sense, and knows her nosegays
See you at the mall
HELENE
I love a podcast
Cause there are jingles
DARCEL
I love a –
HELENE
They’re not all fun like the love song for Willow
The one for patriarchy’s
Scary as a talent show
And what’s with Cordy’s jingle
Why do they love Cordelia so much anyway?
Jingles, jingles
I love their jingles
And also hellmath
TANIA
I love a podcast
I wait for it each week
Because I’m clearly seriously kind of a geek
HEATHER
I love a podcast
They’re so queer friendly
What they create when they’re together
Loving Oz; digging on Faith’s pleather
Sexual tension
We’ve all been there
Like Buffy’s quips
They talk with flair
ALL
We feel so much better when we listen
Our Wednesday mornings have an extra glisten
They’re so sublime
With Sam, their pet
It’s rewatch time
DARCEL: I’ve got the DVD set
Let’s listen to Buffering together
It makes real life easier to weather
There’s nothing we can’t face
If there's a jingle
Performed for the hosts of the podcast, Buffering the Vampire Slayer, in conjunction with the Sunnydale is Santa Barbara Tour
November 18, 2017
Video available at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvrK6ZANJMQ