(to the tune of “Has anybody seen my gal?”)
A hundred and one years of fun
Smartest senior barring none
Happy birthday to Horty
Judy, Steve, and their progenies
Fruitful like an orange tree
Happy birthday to Horty
Well, if you run into a hundred and two
At a loss for words
Can’t recall a thing at all
Bet your life it isn’t her
Hunter gal, pro-choice pal
She’s impressive – take a bow
Happy birthday to Horty
Tune available at http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stage/1430/Jbrenner/gal.mid