Cheese
Cheese will keep us together
Buy some Mount Tam whenever
Some soft, blooming cowgirl comes round
Get a whole pound
If we can’t eat it all
We’ll just spread it around
Just shop
For the cheeses that I love
Shop
Grab a baguette and olives
Look in the fridge and let cheese
Keep us together
Cheese
Cheese will keep us together
Think of La Tur whenever
You are craving cow, goat, and sheep
It may not be cheap
But the smooth creamy texture
Is so good you’ll weep
Just shop
For the cheeses that I love
Shop
Grab a baguette and olives
Look in the fridge and let cheese
Keep us together
(mmmm, cheddar)
Ossau-Iraty, Boschetto al Tartuffo,
Midnight Moon, and Purple Haze
Who’ll bring the sourdough?
I will, I will, I will, I will
I will wrap only in wax paper
Serve at room temp to bring out the flavor
Pair each cheese with honey to taste
Or guava paste
I’ve tried to abstain
But I’m just not that chaste
So shop
For the cheeses that I love
Shop
Grab a baguette and olives
Look in the fridge and let cheese
Keep us together
Inspired by C'est Cheese in Santa Barbara, CA.