(to the tune of “I feel pretty” from West Side Story)
We love Henry
He’s a cutie
And he’s pretty and witty and gay!
It’s a pity
He makes the rest of us seem so passé
We love Henry
It’s his birthday
Well, not today
It was Monday
That’s true
But we’re all here
To say happy birthday to you
We love Henry
He loves shopping
Also cooking
And laughing with friends
And we hope that
This party never ends!