Nikolai's Artifact and Relic List
"Welcomez, one and all, you can call me Nikolai - that iz not my real name - if I did reveaal zo, I would be killed by circumztancez beyond my control. Thiz iz hard to comprehend, no? Anyway, I am rezolved to reveal all theez little zecretz that the military and certain other organizationz are trying to hide from you. More people need to know of theez zkeletonz in their clozetz. Zuffice to zay, I waz working for thiz organization and there are zome thingz I have zeen that are beyond dezcription. Their implicationz to our livez iz profound - in wayz that you cannot pozzibly imagine. Whether you believe me or not iz up to you... but the next time you walk pazt that ztrange black building zurrounded by an electronic fence... think about what I have told you.
Thiz lot of wordz iz meant for mature audiencez only. If you are a kid, get the f**k out of thiz place at once. It'll zpare you from all that frightening nightmarez that will only come later to plague you in your dreamz. I mean it, you knowz... Now, git!"
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