Boraczek

Easily the most dynamic and intriguing character of the bunch. Seems like Boraczek has been in the league since birth and the kid is only 23. Aside from being an aspiring MMA fighter, dressing up as Green Man or laying claim to having been offered a contract in Europe to play goalie - he has most recently become a global sensation for his court appearance (and victory) on Judge Judy (S19E229). But before his t.v. stardom, Boraczek is most recognized for backstopping two VMA Cup champs, the Whalers (2011) and the Silverbacks (2015). This was all before the unfortunate Excavator Tragedy.

Whether a skater or netminder, Toeless Boraczek has suited up for nearly half the teams in the leagues 9yr history: the Frost, Blackhawks, Whalers, Rink Rats and Silverbacks. At this point he is basically a VMA legacy, even with the dramatic and circus-like personal life that accompanies him. Behold, his most notable of masks. Now understand, if five people asked about the meaning behind the artwork of his cage, you'd get five different answers - and one of those responses might involving him moving to Florida to become a biker mechanic.