Stretch

A home grown product, this guy is your classic goalie for hire. He was found deep in the under leagues of the Roller Derby circuts where he was a growing attraction billed as the The Tower of Power - the Giant Lumberjack, distant cousin to Paul Bunyan. He would attend Haverhill High by day and chop down his roller opponents by night. Somewhere in the late '90s it is said peasant hockey players went to the gargantuan beast on wheels and offered him a new challenge as a netminder. In exchange he would be trained under the The Gray One, and the two would become the Mega Powers, a duo of goalies impossible to defeat.

Now near 20yrs later, he platoons in the VMA naming his price for his services (women, meats & cheeses, gold, frankincense or myrrh) . Known now as Stretch, the towering netminder is said to be between 8 and 9ft tall, he is an agile giant with the ability to sprawl at a moments notice. Some say he can reach from the net to the blueline before you even realize the puck is gone. He has played for the Whale, the Rats, Penguins, DJCC, Rangers, Apes, Bulldogs, and so on and so forth. He is not so much interested in winning titles, rather only dominating when he occasionally plays. He is a legacy and aside for Matt Dunn's classic cage - this beauty is arguably the best of the bunch.