Crazy Mahoney

This guy proved to be the perfect additive to the VMA in 2018 with the expansion Swamp Donkeys, later becoming the Mad Lads, as their #1 netminder. And he lived up to the billing. Partly because the Lads defensive core would continually turn the puck over in their own zone game after game, result in the highest Shots On Net total over a 2 year stretch the league has ever seen. You though the Rink Rats (2012-15) gave up shots? Not even close to the Lads. When you face near 50 shots a night, sure you go a little batshit. Mahoney would do everything in his skill set to keep the Lads in games. Sometimes it was enough, other nights even Jesus woulnt be able to have kept the puck out. And so, the league was treat with a weekly treat of vulgarities from the goal line typically around the late 1st period until the final horn. Mahoney works in obscenities the way others work in clay or paints. It was his true medium. With the Lads closing their franchise doors, Mahoney is currently a Free Agent and vows to return to the league as so point as soon as his agent can get him a look.