Post date: Jul 26, 2010 9:14:38 PM
It's not the Pulitzer, but I seem to have won a major award!
Okay, it's not really that major. But it IS the
They told me I won it this morning in an unceremonious weekly email. Apparently the emails I've been sending to tell people about my book have had some impressive statistics, resulting in my rank of 110 out of 500!
· Open rates: average above 46%
· Click through rates: average above 20%
So, I'd like to say a few words....
I want to thank my mom, and my dad, and my dog Maddie, and my overwhelming urge to please, and the pedicure I got two months ago that gave me so much inspiration, and especially all of YOU who clicked the links on all the emails I sent about my book this spring! I couldn't have done it without every last one of you! Oh, and if you're NOT on my mailing list, click here to sign up because, apparently, they are awesome!
Oh... do I hear music? Are you SERIOUSLY playing me off? But this is my moment! I'm not done yet! I thought you liked me...! I ......