Kristen Caven is a Liberal Artist living in Oakland who works in genres including but not limited to: memoir, self-help, musical theater, cartoons, poetry, picture books, paper dolls, passionate essays, literary criticism, names and slogans, intellectual and pseudointellectual drivel, and lists. Formerly known as Kristen Baumetc., she has even been spotted speaking in public. Sometimes even in full sentences. Sometimes even bursting into song.
Kristen Caven:
once had an art car
had her first book banned
was raised by a "paradox"
writes with her mom
dances the bandaloop
writes useful lyrics
reads lots of books
doesn't idle her engine
is not Kristin Craven *
was voted "most likely to insight a riot."
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