Engineer Joke

Two engineering students were walking across a university campus, one of them was pushing a bike and the other one asked him, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second student replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first student nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."