Gone Fishin'
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Scotland with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick up my things. Oh, and could you pack my new blue silk pyjamas too."
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy, but being a good person she does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. His wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes! Lot's of trout, some pike, and a few salmon. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to?"
"I did", she replies, "they're in your tackle box."