Panda Joke

A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda eats it, pulls out a gun, kills the waiter, gets up and starts to walk out.

The manager yells for him to stop. The panda stops, turns round and says, "What do you want?"

The manager replies, "First you come in here, you order food, kill my waiter, and then you try to leave without paying!"

The panda says, "Hey! I'm a panda. Look it up!"

So, the manager goes online Googles "panda". In Wikipedia he reads: "Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions. Known largely for it's stark black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."