Doctor Doctor jokes are different to plain old doctor jokes (I'll add these too). Basically they are another kind of role play (a bit like knock knock jokes). Usually there's a doctor and a patient. The patient starts the joke by saying "Doctor, doctor!" and then goes on to explain some illness or symptom. The doctor then responds with something funny (usually a pun).
Nurse - Doctor, doctor! There's a man here who says he's turning invisible!
Doctor - Tell him I can't see him.
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Patient - Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor - Pull yourself together man!
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Patient - Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Doctor - Take a seat.
Patient - I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture.
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Patient - Doctor, doctor! I think I need glasses.
Man - You certainly do, this is a pet shop.
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Patient - Doctor, doctor! My son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Doctor - Use a pencil till I get there.
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Patient - Doctor doctor! I think I am a worm!
Doctor - Well just wriggle onto the chair.
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Patient - Doctor, doctor I’m addicted to brake fluid.
Doctor - Nonsense man, you can stop any
time.
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Patient - Doctor doctor! I feel like a dog.
Doctor - How long have you felt like this?
Patient - Since I was a puppy.
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Patient - Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
Doctor - I'll deal with you later.
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Patient - Doctor, doctor, I feel like a spoon.
Doctor - Sit still and don't stir.
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Patient - Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Doctor - Next please!
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Patient - Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bell.
Doctor - Take these pills, and if they don't help, give me a ring.
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Patient - Doctor, doctor. Every time I drink a cup of tea, I get a pain in my eye.
Doctor - Take the spoon out of the cup.
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Patient - Doctor, doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Doctor - Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
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Patient - Doctor, doctor, I feel like a parrot. Doctor, doctor I feel like a parrot. Doctor, doctor I feel like a parrot…
Do you think yours are funnier? Well feel free to add them in the comments section, if they're good enough, I'll put them on the page.