Doctor Doctor Jokes

Doctor Doctor jokes are different to plain old doctor jokes (I'll add these too). Basically they are another kind of role play (a bit like knock knock jokes). Usually there's a doctor and a patient. The patient starts the joke by saying "Doctor, doctor!" and then goes on to explain some illness or symptom. The doctor then responds with something funny (usually a pun).

Nurse - Doctor, doctor! There's a man here who says he's turning invisible!

Doctor - Tell him I can't see him.

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Patient - Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.

Doctor - Pull yourself together man!

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Patient - Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a dog.

Doctor - Take a seat.

Patient - I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture.

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Patient - Doctor, doctor! I think I need glasses.

Man - You certainly do, this is a pet shop.

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Patient - Doctor, doctor! My son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?

Doctor - Use a pencil till I get there.

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Patient - Doctor doctor! I think I am a worm!

Doctor - Well just wriggle onto the chair.

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Patient - Doctor, doctor I’m addicted to brake fluid.

Doctor - Nonsense man, you can stop any

time.

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Patient - Doctor doctor! I feel like a dog.

Doctor - How long have you felt like this?

Patient - Since I was a puppy.

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Patient - Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.

Doctor - I'll deal with you later.

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Patient - Doctor, doctor, I feel like a spoon.

Doctor - Sit still and don't stir.

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Patient - Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

Doctor - Next please!

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Patient - Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bell.

Doctor - Take these pills, and if they don't help, give me a ring.

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Patient - Doctor, doctor. Every time I drink a cup of tea, I get a pain in my eye.

Doctor - Take the spoon out of the cup.

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Patient - Doctor, doctor, I can't get to sleep.

Doctor - Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

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Patient - Doctor, doctor, I feel like a parrot. Doctor, doctor I feel like a parrot. Doctor, doctor I feel like a parrot…

Do you think yours are funnier? Well feel free to add them in the comments section, if they're good enough, I'll put them on the page.