I walk a lot. What I see is not a picture but a spasmodic video in my brain of what I pass, always complete with pungent early morning smells. Sometimes when I pass people there are more questions than answers. Mostly it doesn’ t matter.
I saw them not long past dawn on the cool frangipani scented walking path. Ahead of me, dawdling at the pace of the smallest walker, who was perhaps three years old, were a family group. At first I had thought the tallest walker was Dad, which filled me with admiration. As I got closer, I realised that ‘he’ was a big capable Mum. I understand intimately the
organisation and persistence needed to get small children fed and dressed to go out early. So, even more admiration for them. Mum was pushing a stroller, littlie on her left, walking well and a five-year-old boy rushing ahead and running back and forth like a puppy. In Mum’s right hand she has the lead of a lively dog. Wow, I thought, huge handful! The dog was being indecisive about where to pee and then skittishly threatening the necessity of a poo bag; how was Mum going to manage that with everything else in her hands?
I considered slowing down to find out, but the dog, as they do, changed her mind. How people manage their pets in that situation always interests me! Lots of work, I thought, but a healthy harmonious family; no whingeing, no cross words.
Passing I commented to Mum, “great little handful you have here!” She smiled and nodded. The stroller contained a tiny baby.
I was already several metres past them, I thought, when a childish voice called out from right behind me.
“Guess what, guess what!” it was the bright five- year-old.
“What?” I asked, turning to see him bouncing with importance. “See that house there?” he said, pointing down the driveway of the house we were passing. “That’s where my Daddy’s friend lives.
“Oh,” I said, “are you going to visit?”
“No, we just walk past”.
He ran back. I strode on, the quiet morning not as bright as it had been.
Somehow, something sad had smeared the lens through which I had interpreted the little family. I so hoped I was wrong.
Long ago in the tropic sprawl of Ingham town,
Where cane fields were sown and heavy rains came down,
Stood Fanning’s Day Dawn pub, with signage bold and proud,
Its swinging doors always invited a regular, rowdy crowd.
The pub had a timber frame, with battered charm,
A tin-topped roof, a right angled, crooked arm
Of veranda quite wide - to shade from the blistering heat
Bars filled with chatter where blokes would often meet.
The year was 1943, it was the middle of war’s weary tide
When young Yanks in uniform had been sent both far and wide;
And it was here in Ingham, in convoy, that their trucks stopped
With wide grins, and loud voices they thought they’d enjoy a drop
They swaggered in with hearty cheers,
And quickly fell for the Aussie beers.
They liked 'em cold, they liked 'em fast,
And they drank it all like each round was their last.
The locals watched, with arms crossed tight,
Not keen on seeing this brash, invasive sight;
"Too bloody loud," locals muttered, "bloody yanks full of airs
They’re drownin' our peace - and those bloody foreign stares."
The soldiers drained the kegs, and not one drop was spared,
Ol’ man Fanning groaned, “hell, I wasn’t at all prepared!”
The cellar was bare, and the lads were still keen
but there was not a single full barrel to be seen.
Fanning scratched his chin and globbed a spit,
“I reckon that’s it, boys, you’ve drunk it all - every bit!”
And one yank soldier used some newly-learnt Aussie phrases with cheer,
“Hey mate, you’ve got a flamin’ good pub... but it’s got bugger-all beer!”
Now that the beer was gone, the mood quickly turned black,
One bloke tossed a stool, another blew his Yankee stack.
Years later, one man heard the tale, and it rang in his ear
Slim Dusty penned a winning tune - The Pub with No Beer.
Hers was a quiet little suburb, close enough to the city lights, for commuting, but far enough away to avoid the hustle and bustle, of the metropolis. Mrs Murgatroyd lived alone, with her adorable companion, Kimbers, a female Sydney Silky, with an arm-length pedigree. Spoilt rotten, she seemed to be more human than hound.
Mrs Murgatroyd always had her daily newspaper delivered. It was her custom to scan the headlines, and then study the form of the ponies, listed in the racing pages. If she found a certainty, she would toddle off the to the TAB, in the pub just down the street, carrying Kimbers in a basket, for an outing. She only invested a few dollars, and gambling was never going to make her rich, nor poor.
This day, she decided on an omen bet: Doomben, race seven, horse seven, out of barrier seven. Name: “Dogstooth.”
“That’s an omen, Kimbers. Dogstooth. It might bring me luck. I think I’ll take a trifecta, as well.”
As she stood at the TAB counter, checking her change and betting slips, a commotion erupted behind her. Two masked men charged in, both armed with pistols.
“Hit the floor, lady … and YOU, behind the counter, stay where you are. Put all your cash into this bag, and keep your hands where I can see them. Don’t touch any alarms! Be quick!”
As Mrs Murgatroyd turned, screaming with fright, the second man back-handed her so hard, she fell, stupefied, under a table. Kimbers, big dog syndrome taking over, rushed at the perpetrator, and sunk her teeth through the cuff of his trousers, drawing blood from his ankle.
She was rewarded with a boot that catapulted her into a “Place Your Bets Here” advertising sign. A small show of blood dribbled from her mouth. Neither she, nor Mrs Murgatroyd, took any further part in the heist.
As quickly as it had started, it was all over. Both victims were either hospitalized or vetted and, after an appropriate observation period, allowed to be escorted to the relative safety, of their home.
The police responded quickly, but not quickly enough to catch the thieving mongrels. A stolen car was found abandoned in a neighbouring suburb, and was classified as the getaway vehicle. Forensic investigations came up empty.
It was several days before the police received the tip-off that led to the solving of this dastardly event.
A phone conversation went something like:
“Hello, Superintendent. My name is Andrew and I run the Andrew’s Dry Cleaning business, in the city mall. This morning, a shifty looking character brought in a pair of white trousers, and asked me if I could remove several small bloodstains, from one of the cuffs.
Well, while I was pressing the cleaned cuff, I felt a small lump in the material. It turned out to be a small dog’s tooth. That led me to thinking that, maybe, this could be linked to the TAB robbery, the other day, when that old lady and her dog were assaulted.
The owner said he’d be back, about 4, to collect them.”
The planets had lined up, and all the ducks were in a row. The crime was solved, and appropriate sentences imposed.
Reminiscing, Mrs Murgatroyd had an in-depth conversation, with Kimbers.
“You know, Kimbers. While we both had horrible experiences at the hands of those two villians, Dogstooth turned out to be a bit like a lucky charm. It won, and I got the trifecta, as well. I got over $400 back.
And, miraculously, your little dog’s tooth led to the crooks’ arrests. They’ll be off the streets for a long stretch.
For your bravery, and your sore mouth, I have bought you a packet of Greenies Dental Treats. Cheers to Dogstooth. Enjoy.”
Our task this time was to consider character, locations, senses and so on.
February 1954
Elizabeth II had been crowned Queen of England and the Colonies in June 1953, and now in February 1954 she was making her first visit to Australia. The whole country was buzzing with excitement and we children from the Sacred Heart Primary School in Sandringham could talk of nothing else for we were to be going on a bus to St Kilda where Her Majesty was to have lunch at the Town Hall. We were scrubbed and polished to within an inch of our lives and all issued with a little Union Jack flag which we were instructed to wave vigorously when her cavalcade came past. Some parents were roped in to help keep us in line and we were under the control of Mrs Deegan, Mary’s mother. Mary was an only child and was always immaculately clean and always very well behaved. Unlike the rest of us she never swore or got into fights and was seen as the teacher’s pet.
“She’s coming. She’s coming” we all surged forward to wave and cheer, and Mrs Deegan nearly bowled us over as she barged through us to grab Mary and thrust her forward as if she were a rugby player. I was very excited to see the back of a black car.
March 1970
The Queens Gallery at Buckingham Palace was established in the early 1960s’ and was created from the bombed-out ruins of the Private Chapel at the Palace. It contains works from the Royal Collection and was not well known by the general public at that time. An early morning visit rewarded us with no crowds, BUT with Her Majesty herself selecting pictures under the guidance of Sir Anthony Blunt Surveyor of The Queens Pictures and subsequent spy, one of the Cambridge Five. We colonials not knowing we were not supposed to speak to Her greeted her with “Good Morning your Majesty”. She gave a most discreet nod and smile as acknowledgement.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Mrs Deegan.
Wearing just a loincloth, his body coated with pig grease, and with a sharp knife tucked in securely, he made his way down the mountain path on this moonless night. Upon reaching the beach, he quietly crept until he reached the tent of the Japanese Officer he had been observing for days. He entered silently and then slit the knife across the throat of the man who had shot his brother.
The noise awoke others and the injury from the bullet which entered his lower leg caused great pain. He managed to escape and was able to make his way crawling through the rainforest, back up the mountain and knowing there would be a search for him, would need to go into hiding to protect his villagers.
The Japanese had been camping on the beach for several weeks and during the day made excursions into the local villages, burning houses and raping the women, when they believed the villagers were providing information to the coast watchers based high in the mountains. Kissikau was incensed when his brother had been shot and was determined to pay back.
April 25 was a special day and now an old man, he proudly slipped on his T-shirt with several precious medals pinned on it. He made his way down the mountain to the small settlement where he would be treated as a hero. He had been attending this day every year since the Japanese were driven out by the strong American force twenty years earlier.
He wanted to arrive early, enjoy his betel nut, and sit with the children who would admire his medals and ask him every year to repeat his story of the time he changed the war.
Local villagers continued to make their way to the meeting point, several appearing with medals proudly pinned to their well worn T shirts. Excitement built when the small naval patrol boat anchored, with the naval band onboard. The highly respected District Commissioner who was an original explorer in this primitive country in the 1930s, with his local knowledge had lived rough as a coast guard high in the mountains, radioing the positions of the Japanese with the information gained from the villagers. With the band leading the march on the glaringly white crushed coral road to the delight of the small crowd, he marched proudly with the barefoot locals to the parade ground, where the ceremony would take place undertaken by the small local police constabulary along with the Naval captain. The day became one of celebration, tinged with sorrow for the many locals who lost their lives supporting the Australians.
For Kissakow it was his day of glory and although his leg had been treated years after by a medical officer when order was restored to this small island, he was left with a permanent limp and limited movement. However his actions during the war when the Japanese had taken over the Manus Islands were acknowledged, and he was a very proud local hero.
Postscript:
District Commissioner Jim O’Malley has been widely written about for his expedition into the highland areas with Jack Hides in the 1930s. I worked as his Secretary and still remember the long morning tea breaks listening to his amazing stories.
We were told this story by Kissakou when he called my husband aside when we were invited to this village high on the mountain, for the wedding of the cousin of our housegirl.
As a 12-year-old schoolboy in England I had an ambition to play soccer for my favourite club Liverpool. My best friend Colin was Welsh, and like most Welshmen he was passionate about rugby union. I decided to give the game a go and found I liked
it, so I ditched my soccer dreams.
I played what might be my last game of rugby 52
years later in 2014. In the year 2006 we were living in the Hawkesbury area of NSW, when my wife Marilyn headed off to Queensland for a one-year spell with the Central Queensland University. On one of our nightly chats via computer she suggested I looked tired, and that I was working too hard.
“You need to get a hobby and learn to relax more,” she told me.
The next night I smugly informed her that I had done as she suggested. “I’m going to play Golden Oldies rugby” I told her.”
After a brief silence she said: “You have a disc missing in your back, high blood pressure and only one good eye, and you’re taking up that stupid game again?”
Then the screen went blank.
At that moment it was good that she was 1500km away. I was actually quite excited to be getting back into the game I loved after a bit of a lay off. When she called the next night I tried to explain that the game was played at a gentler pace than that played by younger players; but my cause was not helped a
few days later when I was carried off in my first game with a pulled muscle in my leg. The team of young men who worked for me in my bush regeneration business showed little sympathy when I limped into work on the Monday.
Marilyn had her one-year contract extended to four years, so between her visits home, and my visits north, we spent a lot of time conversing via the Internet. I did not talk about rugby during these conversations, but my ability to drop myself into hot water did not wane as I began to post reports of our rugby matches on Facebook, sometimes embellished with photos of my injuries. I finally knew I had gone too far
when I proudly boasted of the new nickname I had been given after being carried off once again.
“Being known as the Concussion Kid isn’t something to be proud of,” Marilyn pointed out when we spoke next, before hanging up again.
When her four-year contract was up in 2010, Marilyn surprised me with the news that she had been asked to consider a permanent position, which we agreed she should accept; and I would move north in time. That year the world Golden Oldies festival was held in Sydney, and our mob the Hawkesbury Historicals teamed up with the Dundas Vikings to bus into the city each day for the week- long event, which
involved 72 teams from around the world. There was a lot of rugby, a lot of beer and a good time was had by all. Our most memorable game was against the Bundaberg Rumruckers. At first we couldn’t understand why their players were having to get so
much first aid treatment; until we discovered their medical kit contained a couple of bottles of rum. They kindly shared their medicine when we too began to succumb to mystery injuries; even the ref had to limp off a couple of times for treatment.
I played my final Golden Oldies games after I moved to Queensland. For a brief time I played with the CQ Buckless Bulls, until they disbanded due to a lack of
opposition teams in our area. Halfway through our last match the referee blew his whistle and came over to me. My left eye was weeping, and my cheek was streaked with blood.
“What happened?” he asked.
“I was kicked in the face.”
He put a hand over my right eye. “How many fingers am I holding up?”
“I don’t know, I can’t see a thing.”
He took the hand away from my right eye. “So your left eye is totally blind?” he asked in a worried tone. I nodded.
“How long ago did it happen?”
I thought for a moment. “The kick was about five minutes ago, but I’ve been blind in the eye for thirty-two years” I told him.
In all my years of playing I had been carried off in a few games, but this was the first time I had ever been sent off by a ref. It was not a fitting end to my playing days, but I did enjoy the moment. To cap it all off, half a dozen of my old teammates from NSW had travelled up to see me, and I got a rousing send off from them.
Perhaps one day a new club will appear in our area, and I’ll get another chance to make a fool of myself.