Chris
~~~~~~~SCHOOL LOGIC~~~~~~~
Love it or hate school is important but it has some weird logic so here's some school logic
SPELLING
Student: “how do you spell hilarious”
Teacher: “look it up in the dictionary”
Student: “how am i going to if i don't know how to spell it?”
Teacher: “sound it out”
student : :but the english language is confuses cause ph makes f like f and there are silent letters in words so how do i exactly know what it is or not?”
Teacher: …..
Morning recess
Student: *steps in snow*
Teacher: “HEY DONT TOUCH THAT!!!”
Student: “why”
Teacher: “cause you dont have snowpants on
Student:
MEMES ARE AWESOME
Definition of a meme-”an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation” from the dictionary
Memes are the best thing to come out of the internet memes have comedy,relatable moments,ect so here are some funny memes that i'm going to list hope you enjoy
The “what if” meme is a funny meme be cuase like the meme below this they both pose questions that you would normal not think of thats why its funny like in the picrure below
The “philosaur” memes. This meme is a dinosaur saying really deep stuff like on the page but it get wayyyyyy deeper this meme is funny because of the questions it poses like the what if meme
this is the doge meme this is diffrent becuase insted of a picture with some thing on the top or bottom its acctualy all around that makes it funny and its a cute dog AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
It holds six.
its pretty small
we only have one hall
craziness
with three young boys
2 dogs
who all ways fight
5 tvs 2 console’s 3 bedrooms
in this small place
A living room
dining place
game set in the basement
breeze way
a door that leeds to this place. my dads office the grage door. the backyard pool. 2 cats one is shy and the other fat.cereal for days. tripple the spoons and a double sink
this is are living space.
EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY
We’ve all had that moment so here are some expectations vs reality
Video games
me:WOOOO new fortnite skin *looks at it* 3 seconds later
Me: wo… new fortnite skin
Drawing.
Me: *imagin’s what to draw* that would look awsome *2 minutes later*
Me: -_- this is a disaster
school
Me: im going to get an 100% i can feal it WOOOO *3 days later*
Racing
Me: oh… -_- a 80% c-c-close enough r-right
Me: alright im going to go crush you *stars running get immideit cramp*
Me: OWWWWWWW
Swimming
Me: this is going to be fine i know how to swim *jumps in water*
Me:
Here is a bunch of rhyming made up words with frases I made up for no reason just for this and for fun hope you enjoy(btw this is a meme but the things people make of the meme is not appropriate for school so i made some myself that are appropriate but I made the things listed in this myself)
Skidetol skedootle do you like noodles
He ho he hay you still have to pay
Skidattle skidootle your head is now a noodle
Skade skado how do you do
Linguini monheene dont be a meanie*cough cough* kid on the bus in 4th grade)
Frick frack you better watch your back
Tony palony your such a phoney
Friends day hensday oh my is wensday
Swoopin sway sees the day
Ske do ske de i really have to flee
POKEMON THEME SONG PARODY (:
GIVE UP-MON
I cant be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is really hard
To train them is even more
I cant travel across the land
No Searching far and wide
Kinda teaching Pokémon to understand
The power thats in inside
Give up-mon a not hearts ture
our coruage will not pull us through
You teach me and i cant teach you
Give up-mon(cant catch ‘em all)
Cant catch em all
Give up-mon
( a slice of life tip on dogs )
DOGS
Dogs are awesome if you don't have a dog then here's what to do if you get one here are 3 steps to owning a dog
1.walk the dog every day: dogs have a lot of energy especially puppies they are super hyper and want to tear everything apart like EVIL but if they do just tell them no and calm them down and if they are really REALLY hyper then take them for a nice walk then they get tired and then repeat it and that's the first step to walking a dog.
2.food and water: dog obviously need to eat and drink like every other living thing on this big blue sphere you need to know how much scoops in one bowl they'll need to eat the eat 3 times a day breakfast,lunch,and dinner. One every time. Dog also need a good water bowl so when their super tired and need to slurp up that good water keep their water bowl out at all times so in case the dog is thirsty and refile it to.
3.baths: bathe your dog they need baths you should wash them so they don't get ticks and fleas and for thief hygiene.
Thats 3 steps on owning a dog
DOGS
SHOWER THOUGHTS Day One
My slice of life
Do you just have random thoughts in the shower well if you do then that's a shower thought and I'm just going to list some and also i got these from videos and memes because i scavenge the internet for humor
Centaurs have 2 rib cages,
Mosquitoes are like dirty used needles that can fly
When your 30 you'll be older than all the dogs on earth
People pull out their phones to see the time we're reverting back to pocket watches
When you clap your hitting yourself cause you like something
When you brush your teeth that's the only time you clean your skeleton
Schools is basically 12 years of learning and then a paper and a hand shake(i made this one)
If you believe in reincarnation would your tombstone say brb or R.I.P
When my dogs gives me his toy is it his favorite or does he think its my favorite