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The Orbs Legacy
By Miles Buxton
Pt. 1, the beginning.
Donut: Hello, I am the narrator. But you can call me donut. This is the story of Dog and Squirrel and how they became some of the most world renowned gods in Illari. In the beginning, there was only Mow and Bill.
Mow: I’m bored! Ya know, let’s create something other than donuts for Bill to infinitely devour!
(He creates the orb of power)
(it explodes)
Mow: WOAH! I didn’t know such power was possible!
Bill: Need… Donuts.
Mow: Ok!
(creates donuts)
(Bill eats them)
Dog: (looks around) Where am I, Who am I?
Mow: Hmmm, I will name you dog.
Squirrel: WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING PLEA- WHAT… AHHHH!!!
Mow: Oh, and you squirrel!
Squirrel: Ok… WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?!?!?!?(puts up fists)
Mow: Mow! And, uhh, I don’t know?
Squirrel: What is a MOW? And is it edible?
Mow: Urgh uh what!? MOW IS ME!!!
Squirrel: But are you edible?
Mow: No!!!
Squirrel: Are you fightable?
Mow: Not right now!!!
Squirrel:Awww.
(Dog sniffs Squirrel’s face)
Squirrel: AND WHAT IS THIS SNIFFING MY FACE!?!?!?
Mow: Dog!
Squirrel: Hmmm… O…K… Is it edible?
Mow: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH MY-- NO!!!
(Squirrel and Dog create universe)
Bill: Donuts… DONUTS!!!
(Bill starts eating universe)
Human 1: AHHHH!!! HELP
Human 2: MOW! HELP! BILL IS EATING THE UNIVERSE
Human 3: MOW! MOW! MOW! MOW!!!
Mow: Huh? OH-- BILL!!
Mow: Here little Humans, the reversible sword of Mow.
Human 4: Uh, thanks, uh, Mow!
(Humans hit Bill with the sword)
Bill: AHHH! OW, I just want donuts, jeez.
Mow: Oh, right you need donuts
(Mow creates Infinite Donut)
Mow: There ya go!
Bill: (with mouth full) Thanks!
Pt. 2, Dog and Squirrel
Donut: And that’s how I exist! So, Now let’s go down to another part of earth, where Squirrel and Dog are with the humans. At this point Dog and Squirrel had created their domains, Dog in the sky, and Squirrel in the underworld.
Dog: This is boring, Squirrel is always in the underworld. Oh! I know!
(finds Humans)
Human 4: Ya! Hi, uh, what, uh, should we, uh, call, uh, you?
Dog: Dog.
Human 2: Ok.
Human 3: Where should we sleep?
Dog: Oh, I hadn’t thought about that. Uh, here!
(creates houses)
Human 1: I’m hungry.
Dog: Here’s some berries.
(creates fruit, trees, mountains, and ore!)
Donut: Meanwhile in the underworld.
Squirrel: Ugh, Why does Dog get all the love and attention? I should get some worship! AHA! I know. I’ll steal the humans and put them on MY PLANET, E35TR1. And then, I’ll teach Dog a lesson. Oh, he might banish me. WAIT! I’ll take his stuff! Then I’ll get the humans. IT’S PERFECT!!!
Donut: So he put his plan into action. At the dead 0f night, when not even the mice were awake. Squirrel took the humans far away to E35TR1.
Squirrel: Oh no, What’s happening?
Human 1: Huh… (rubs eyes) Wait, AHHHHH, WAKE UP!!! WE’RE BURNING!!! AHHHHHHH!!!
Human 3: HELP! Wait, Squirrel… You really messed up dude.
Squirrel: Oh heck, I really did mess up. I can’t let Dog know
Donut: So Squirrel rushed back to earth, but before he could, he faded away…
Squirrel: DOG!!! Wait, Oh heck, BEFORE I GO, I NEED TO GO OUT IN STYLE!!! (runs into the sun) AHHHHHH!!!! (fades away entirely)
Dog: (wakes up) Where is everyone? SQUIRREL, MOW? GERALD!!! Oh no, Squirrel didn’t.
Donut: He did… Now Dog was Truly. Alone.
Mow: (goes to earth) Hey! Dog. Where are the humans?
Dog: Squirrel, accidentally burned them alive.
Mow: Oh no. Oh no no. Oh no no NO NO NO!!! We gotta get him back to create more humans!
Dog: Then let’s heckin’ do it!
Donut: So they go into the core of the sun and speak a long forgotten chant.
Dog and Mow: Gnizama era sgod egassem sdrawkcab a si siht.
(Dog’s hand reaches toward Squirrel)
Squirrel: HEY!!! (slaps Dog’s hand) NO TOUCHIE! Nooo touchie.
Dog: AH! Ow!
Mow: Hahahahaha!
Dog: Hey! Don’t be sadistic!
Mow and Squirrel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Dog: Stop! I’m just a cute dog!
Donut: So after Mow and Squirrel were done laughing their heads off. They all went back to earth to re-create humans.
Dog and Squirrel: (magicks the humans back into existence.) Wow, that was surprisingly easy!
Human 3: I’m bored of everything here looking like a human, is there any energy left to make different looking things?
Human 4: Uh, Yeah!
(Dog looks at Squirrel)
(they both nod)
Dog: Yes…
Squirrel: Us…
Human 2: N--No, no, there has to be some kind of other way!
Human 1: Yeah! What he said!
Dog: No, there isn’t another way.
(they sacrifice themselves)
Donut: So, from Dog and Squirrel became the creatures of the world. Dog became more loved creatures like dogs, deer, cows, and more! Squirrel became less liked and mischievous creatures. Like, squirrels, sharks, raccoons, and more!
Pt 3, the creation of the gods
Donut: When Dog and squirrel transformed into the creatures of earth, they also turned into 5 other gods-Jerimy, Josh, Johnny, Jimmy, and Fred-Most commonly known as the quintuplets of existence, who wanted to create space, time, and weather. So they went to Yin and Yang to get the power orb that created the universe.
Jerimy: Oh, your goodness. Can we get th-
Yin: No
Fred: Bu-
Yin: Uh, buh buh buh buh. No
Jimmy: But why?
Yin: I sense in this timeline you will use it for evil.
Johnny: But we are the goodest things, wait is goodest a word, eh, in the universe other than you!
Yin: No. Him. (gestures at Jerimy)
Jerimy: Why me?
Yin: I sense an evil within your soul.
Josh: Hold on. Let’s be clear. Jerimy is the purest out of all of us.
Yin: BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS GREED!!!
Fred: Yeah. That’s a problem.
Jerimy: Hey! I thought we were protecting me!
Jimmy: But she does have a point. You’re greedy!
Yin: I’m out.
Jerimy: I gotta get that orb.
Yang: Ya looking for that orb?
Jerimy: Yeah, how did you know?
Yang: (facepalms) I WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME, IT’S NOT JUST MY SISTER THAT LIVES HERE!!!
Jerimy: Oh yeah! I forgot about that.
Yang: Ok, so here’s a deal… If you take 1 season out of the year to kill all of the humans living crops. I’ll give the orb to you.
All but Jerimy: No, It’ll be a disgrace to our creator! Let’s get out of here! We’re not getting that orb!
Jerimy: Yes…
(they shake their hands)
(Yang smirks)
Yang: HA! You have fallen into my trap! Now you’re my slave! HAHAHA!!!
Jerimy: Ok… But do I get paid?
Yang: W-What, no. You’re a slave. Slave literally means a person who is forced to work without pay. Why would you think you would get paid?
Jerimy: Ok, so do I get paid donuts?
Yang: Did you not hear anything I just said? YOU DON’T. GET. PAID!!!!!!!
Jerimy: Ahh, but my brothers will come help me.
Donut: His brothers didn’t come help him.
Josh: Huh? Oh Jerimy is in trouble.
Fred: Should we go help him?
Jimmy: Nah, we knew this would happen!
Johnny: Yeah! He’s on his own.
Donut: Meanwhile on earth…
Human 2: AHHHHHH!!! WHY DID THE CROPS JUST DIE!?!?!?
Human 4: And, uh, why did, uh, it just, uh, suddenly, uh, get, uh, cold.
Human 3: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Human 1: YEAH, WHAT SHE SAID!!!
Donut: Back at Yin and Yang’s house
Yin: Oh no, what’s Yang doing? (she goes to Yang) Yang! Why are you torturing this poor eraser!
Yang: He agreed to be my slave! We shook on it!
Jerimy: I never ag--
Yang: (Puts his hand over Jeremy's mouth) Shh! Yes you did.
Yin: Ugh, we’re doing this the hard way, aren't we? Troops!
Yin Soldier 1: Yes Ma’am! Troop leader checking in!
Yin: We have to take out my brother again.
Yin Soldier 1: Affirmative! CHARGE!
All Soldiers: RAAAAAHH!
Jimmy: Hey! There’s a fight where Jerimy is! I want in!
(they all battle)
Donut: So they all battled for a season before Yin defeated her brother. And, Yin being one to keep her-and her brother’s-promises. Gave The quintuplets the orb.
Yin: Ok, so, my brother made a promise. And I will uphold this promise. For the time the battle took place. Yang will come back again for us to battle. That time frame is going to be when the crops die and the air gets cold on earth. (she gives them the orb)
Quintuplets: Thank you. Gnizama era sgod egassem sdrawkcab a si siht. (they chant)
Donut: Then four gods were born. Cho Cho, The Weaver, Death, and Roland.
And, there’s one thing left to say!
The End.
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