Prompts

Put spaghetti in it.

There's a parade and you find an old best friend of yours. What happens next?

You wake up after a hundred years in a shrine. You find yourself next to two different chests. What are in them? 

Cheese under the sea.

You may ask yourself, "well, how did I get here?" 

A snail goes to a fast food restaurant. Why? 

Off-brand the Legend of Zelda, Breath of the Wild plot. (the Myth of Adlez, Gasp of Nature) 

Magic rock. What does the rock do? 

art prompt: holding the universe in your hands

A mysterious stranger shows up at your house. What do they want? 

One day, a suitcase shows up at your door. It holds... 

There are many elephants. Nobody knows where they came from, and you are the only one who knows how to get rid of them. How? 

You are a knight on the way to save a princess, which is something you do on a weekly basis. Unfortunately, no princess has been interested in marrying you, even after witnessing your heroic acts. Write the story of your life. 

Ferrying souls across the River Styx is an unpleasant and monotonous business. One day, a living human shows up demanding to speak to the manager. What do you do?