Pluto's Lament

Too mild, too meek, too small,

Giving astronomers fits.

“Dwarfed” by the gang of eight,

Desperate for some Hollywood glitz.

Scrutinized-

Its orbit an eccentric case.

Ghettoized-

Too far out in space.

Subcategorized-

Defined out of place.

Under the sway of Neptune

Say stargazers, picking nits.

Just a mistake once made,

Now in need of a media blitz.