-I went to the drive-in the other night......(bop bop be bop, shoo wop, shoo wop)
-Took my girl, everything was all right.......(scooby dooby waba, shoo bop shoo bop)
-A triple feature: Turn of the Screw,
-Bucket of Blood, and Killer Shrews......(Bucket of Blood & Killer Shrews)
-Hung my speaker, off the car door. ...........(bop bop be bop, shoo wop, shoo wop)
-Anticipatin' alot of good gore. .......... (scooby dooby waba, shoo bop shoo bop)
-Milk Duds handy, popcorn, too,
-A warm hotdog and an icy cold brew....(warm hotdog & an icy cold brew)
-Manager said, there's been a switch. ...........(bop bop be bop, shoo wop, shoo wop)
-Tried to guess; oh this was so rich..............(scooby dooby waba, shoo bop shoo bop)
-Tingler, Trog, even Peyton Place?
-No! Vampire Hookers from Outer Space.
Bodacious Banshees: Vampire hookers from outer space.
Don't you know, they give good face,
Sinking their teeth in just the right place,
Those vampire hookers from outer space.
-Blue-haired gals with big fake fangs .................(bop bop be bop, shoo wop, shoo wop)
-Lickin their lips and the whole shebang............(scooby dooby waba, shoo bop shoo bop)
-Laughed so hard, I coughed up blood
-All over my popcorn, a sticky, red flood...........(over my popcorn, a sticky, red flood)
-This is when the trouble began ............................(bop bop be bop, shoo wop, shoo wop)
-Those vampire hookers stared at our van. ..........(scooby dooby waba, shoo bop shoo bop)
-Pushed themselves, right out of the screen,
-Like the dead chick in that film, The Ring........(like the dead chick in the film, The Ring)
-Next thing you know, screams fill the air. ...........(bop bop be bop, shoo wop, shoo wop)
-Vampire hookers are huntin' in pairs. .................(scooby dooby waba, shoo bop shoo bop)
-Then moans of pleasure, sounds of lust,
-Right before, folks bite the dust.
Bodacious Banshees: Vampire hookers from outer space
Don't you know, they give good face,
Sinking their teeth in just the right place,
Those vampire hookers from outer space.
-It's time to roll, it's gotten quiet ...........(bop bop be bop, shoo wop, shoo wop)
-Don't wanna wind up, a liquid diet. ............(scooby dooby waba, shoo bop shoo bop)
-We round concessions, but it's a dead end,
-Those vampire hookers don't wanna be friends. (vampire hookers don't wanna be friends)
-I need a stake or a sharpened stick...........(bop bop be bop, shoo wop, shoo wop)
-But all I've got is a kung-fu kick............(scooby dooby waba, shoo bop shoo bop)
-I floor the gas as they lay in wait
-After leavin' my girlfriend behind as bait......(leavin' my girlfriend behind as bait)
-There's just one thing, left to tell ................(bop bop be bop, shoo wop, shoo wop)
-Believe me, man, paybacks are hell .........(scooby dooby waba, shoo bop shoo bop)
-My girl showed up at my hidin' place,
-Now I'm a vampire hooker from outer space!
Bodacious Banshees: Vampire hookers from outer space.
Don't you know, they give good face,
Sinking their teeth in just the right place,
Those vampire hookers from outer space.
(retard): Vampire hookers from outer space.
(slow): Vampire hookers from outer space.