Have a question or need to reach me? Here are some ways to do so:
Email: mwisner@greenvilleschools.us (Checked often. Will respond within 24 hrs.)
Phone: 864-452-0915 (I am not always available to answer. Please leave a voicemail.)
Carrier pigeon (Points for creativity, but they take a long time to train so overall ineffective. Plus, what is the protocol for receiving messages? Am I expected to tip him? Do I need to care for him until I have put together a handwritten reply to send back? I don't know that I am prepared for that level of responsibility.)
Robot messenger (Less responsibility than the pigeon. Also, a good way to score brownie points. Programming can be timely though. Plus, there's always the risk that it will gain sentience and try to overthrow humanity.)
Fax/Pager (Really? No. Just, no. What year is it?)
Have a future version of myself come back in time to deliver your message (Honestly, this will probably get the quickest response, but know that I will have plenty of questions of my own.)
Hide your message in a series of secret clues hidden throughout the school that I must first find and piece together before I can decode and read. (Fun idea, but I am not that observant and the cleaning crew is likely to throw away important clues before I find them. Also, long wait time on responses.)
Hide your message within a computer code. (Always fun. Just keep it positive.)