Everyone wants to be a rapper, but not everyone has the skills. For true bill-paying skills, see the video nominations below.

Big Grapher

(Parody of "Big Spender" by Theophilus London, featuring A$AP Rocky NSFW)

Kristen Downey, Chloe Trusty, and Taylor Hornsby, featuring Adam Hogan

Don't Tell 'Em

(Parody of "Don't Tell 'Em" by Jeremih, featuring YG NSFW)

Jefferson Knight, Easton Sadler, and Helaman Anderson

Isometry God

(Parody of "Rap God" by Eminem NSFW)

Kolbe Simmons, Zach MacDonald, Josh Mansell, featuring Jefferson Knight