10/30/20 Scare Away The Hunger Food Drive

On the precipice of Halloween, a group of youths went out to scare the hunger away by enacting arcane rituals. These rites consisted of asking people for a meager portion of canned food that wouldn't expire until the end of time itself. In food was anomalously transported to an unknown site through what researchers can only guess is a mode of locomotion unknown to this plane of existence. Groups of interest involved in this ritual are known as "Key Club", "FCCLA", and "FBLA". These groups of interest are currently being researched. Although this incident was captured in writing, it can't be remembered by any personnel involved in the observation of this event leading the head researcher to suggest a mild antiemetic agent was activated that night.