lepertorecoveryroom

Leper to Recovery Room

Leper: A wild cat

Malaria: Shopping place

Mammogram - A telegram to your Mama

Medical staff: A doctor's cane

Minor Operation - Coal digging

Morbid - A higher offer

Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates

Node: Was aware of

Organ transplant - What you do to your piana when you move

Organic - Organ repairman

Outpatient - A person who fainted

Paralyse - Two far-fetched stories

Pathological - A reasonable way to go

Pap Smear - A fatherhood test

Pelvis - Elvis Presley's cousin

Pharmacist - Person who makes a living dealing in agriculture

Placenta - Christmas flower

Plaster cast - The drunk roadies backstage at a rock concert

Post-operative - A letter carrier

Prostate - Flat on your back

Protein - In favor of young people

Recovery Room - A place to do upholstery