Ivy was pining. She longed fir a hollyday. She'd been stuck in the mud too long. Could she spruce herself up and board a plane to cedar world? Or take the elm of a clipper and find a distant beech. She hadn't lost her yewth, was quite poplar and maple still.

She thought of old ma hogany with the horse chest nut doing too well and syca more each day.

Yes winter is hard for trees. Will spring bring releaf?  

I have stored up hundreds of puns working with children over the years (and some adults with a wicked sense of humour). Here are links to some of them. Remember: seven days without a pun makes one weak!

PUNS ONE                          PUNS FIVE                           PUNS  NINE

PUNS TWO                         PUNS SIX                              PUNS TEN

PUNS THREE                      PUNS SEVEN                        PUNS ELEVEN

PUNS FOUR                        PUNS EIGHT                         PUNS TWELVE

Medical Daffynitions:            Acute to Cardiology                       Cardiac Arrest to Fibula

Ganglia to Labour Pain                        Leper to Recovery Room                Rectum to Weak

One liners                                  Franglaise                             more Daffynitions

Sick as a parrot                         Fishy Latin                            Translations

                    Metric conversions                         A phew others

For more great (clean) jokes, check out this website; it's also managed by an ex-teacher:

http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/jokes/latest.htm