HUMOUR

PUNS

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma?"

- "One has claws at the end of its paws, the other's a pause at the end of a clause!"

I have stored up hundreds of puns working with children over the years (and some adults with a wicked sense of humour). Here are links to some of them. Remember: seven days without a pun makes one weak!

A pun has not fully matured until it is - Full Groan!

PUNS ONE PUNS TWO PUNS THREE PUNS FOUR

PUNS FIVE PUNS SIX PUNS SEVEN PUNS EIGHT

PUNS NINE PUNS TEN PUNS ELEVEN PUNS TWELVE

Medical Daffynitions: Acute to Cardiology Cardiac Arrest to Fibula

Ganglia to Labour Pain Leper to Recovery Room Rectum to Weak

One liners Franglaise more Daffynitions

Sick as a parrot Fishy Latin Translations

Metric conversions A phew others


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