Staff Lists

Shower Thoughts

Why did I have to wake up this early?

Capitalism sucks

Is Canada real, or is it the moose feeding lies?

Everyone's a phony

The "P" in "pants" stands for pocket


Things That Don't Exist

Birds

A functioning communist country

Water ice

Kevin McCallister's empathy for other human beings

Salsa

Education

Rejected Frosh Themes

Osh: Everyone But the Freshmen

Titanic (It Was Good, Until It Wasn't)

The Roaring 30s

Under the Desk Nuclear Bash

White Coat Semi-Formal: Night at the ER

Now this is on the Chromebooks, too!


Internet Fads That Didn't Last Long

Hairless, eyeless cats

Musical.ly

Internetless days

Banning DHMO


Very Unfortunate Instances of Alliteration

Moist Mondays

Wet Wednesdays

Furry Fridays

Good Tactics of Self-Defense

Butter knives...LOTS of butter knives...

A calculus problem

Marbles on the floor

STOP signs harnessed in the wind

A hot sauce bomb

Double-dog-dare your attacker to a dance-off

Befriend your attacker, then fake your own death


Distasteful Chapstick Flavors

Pumpkin Kombucha

Steak Seasoning

Oregano

Sardines

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