or "My Wife Won't Let Me"
Composed by Henry E. Pether
Written by Fred W. Leigh
1906
Origin : https://levysheetmusic.mse.jhu.edu/collection/150/115
'That sort of thing sounded funny, I admit, when you heard Vesta Victoria singing about it ... Remember?'
Gally nodded.
'I remember. "There was I, waiting at the church..."'
'"Waiting at the church..."'
'"Waiting at the church..."'
'"For he'd gone and left me in the lurch. Lord how it did upset me..."'
'"–set me."'
Pigs have Wings. Chapter 4
'You don't mean that?'
'I do, indeed. There were we, waiting at the church–'
'Oh, golly, what an escape I've had!'
Service with a Smile. Chapter 3