Mister and Missus Fitch

'Sure', said Mr Llewellyn. 'She interviewed me for her paper. It's Fitch. Did you ever hear a song of Cole Porter's - "Mister and Mrs Fitch"?'

'No.'

'Good song. I often sing in my bath.'

'Indeed? I would like to hear it.'

'You must drop in some morning. About half-past nine would be the best time. Bring a raincoat, as I splash about a good deal. It's one of those songs that need putting over with gestures.'

Bachelor Anonymous. Chapter 10