The Holy City

'Yes, sir, you are quite right. In the first part of the programme Constable Purvis will render "The 'Oly City" – no, I'm a liar, "Asleep on the Deep"; Constable Jukes will render imitations of well-known footlight celebrities 'oo are familiar to you all; Inspector Oakshott will render conjuring tricks; Constable–'

Sam the Sudden. 23 Soapy Molloy's Busy Afternoon