Mother, She's Pinching My Leg

With the exception of a single music–hall song ('Mother, She's Pinching My Leg', tried out by Tim Sims, The Koy Komic, at the Peebles Hippodrome, and discarded, in response to a popular appeal, after one performance), no written words of mine had ever passed human lips.

Ukridge. 8 The long arm of Looney Coote